[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Did you get your d-ck stuck in the blue-ray player again?
[Dr. Johnson]
No – no Mrs. Dawson it's Doctor Johnson.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Oh sorry I thought it was Shane.
[Dr. Johnson]
Blu-ray player is that even possible.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
For Shane – ya.
[Dr. Johnson]
Mrs. Dawson, I have your test results in front of me. And I don't know how to tell you this but. It's positive.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Hahh – I have aids? Quick I gotta spit on Shane's toothbrush!
[Dr. Johnson]
No that's not it.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Ooo – your right – I should use he razor! Oh – you're so smart, that's why your the doctor!
[Dr. Johnson]
No – Miss Dawson, it's Cancer!
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
What?
[Dr. Johnson]
I wish you'd come in earlier now it's past the point of removal.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
I don't understand.
[Dr. Johnson]
You only have a day to live. Now, I'm gonna gather up this information and I'mma put you on hold – ok.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
This couldn't get any worse.
[Miley Cyrus – Party In The you. S. A]
They put my hands up – they're playing my song.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
I spoke to soon.
[Shane Dawson]
Mom – come on! (knocks on door)
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Go away – faggit – I hate you – I hate every one.
[S-Deezy]
Damn! She's taking this hard. Let me go and try to cheer her up!
[Shane Dawson]
Deezy?
[S-Deezy]
Don't worry man! I got this. (zipper's down) (laughs)
[Shane Dawson]
Oh – god!
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Oh – are you the priest?
[S-Deezy]
Nah! Why – are you possessed?
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
What?
[S-Deezy]
Ooo – can you throw up upon command and turn your body into a pretzel?
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Actually yes.
[S-Deezy]
That's hot.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
But I'm not possessed. I'm dying of cancer.
[S-Deezy]
How long you got?
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
A day.
[S-Deezy]
A day! Wtf are you doing laying in bed!
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Crying. Watching T. V. Eatin Pringles like a black person.
[S-Deezy]
You eat pringles when you dead! You should go outside, do all the shit that you've never done before, like some real illegal shit, I mean you can't get arrested if you dying!
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
You know what? I think you're right.
[S-Deezy]
Oh b-tch. I don't think – I know.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Living like ur dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Living like ur dying. Yeah
Start living like your dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Live like ur dying yeah.
[S-Deezy]
The parties on, let's get crazy
One more day lifetime's wastin'
() girls tonight's your night (*rob a bank * blow a hobo)
Call your friend up let's ()
Jump on my d-ck take it for a spin
I'mma take you to a place you've never been
()
Cashed out on the money I'm saving
Get booze, get weed, get hats
Get lots of condoms cause they gonna go fast.
Hands down best party of the decade (*kill someone *make kids cry)
Hashtag Ooops, did I just make a s3x tape.
Steal a car, rob a bank.
Can't get arrested if you dying
No-re-(), No regrets
Let out all your dirty little secrets.
(* kill or poison)
(* eat off an Asian)
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Living like ur dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Living like ur dying. Yeah
Start living like your dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Live like ur dying yeah.
Oh (oh oh oh)
Yeah
Like your dying.
Look look like your dying
(* T. P Shanes Room)
Start living start living Start living Like your dying
Start living start living Start living Like your dying
Start living start living Start living Like your dying
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Start living Like your dying. Yeah
Go out and do all the crazy shit you've never ever done before. Yeah
Live like ur dying. Yeah
(* f-ck a black chick)
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Hello.
[Doctor Johnson]
Hey, Miss Dawson. So it turns out that I fudged up – Umm Umm – you don't have cancer. You're not gonna die.
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Oh shit!
[Police]
(Surround Mom)
[Mom - Mrs. Dawson]
Hi, do you guys wanna go to a party?
[Police]
(Nod no)
[Shane Dawson]
Whaaaaaaaa – so there you go. I hope you guys enjoy the video it was a lot of fun to make, I wanna thank Totally Sketch for directing it, he did an amazing job, I wanna thank Lauren Schnipper for producing it and also all the actors that came and were in it, thank you for taking time out of your day to do it. Also, my friend Joe made a behind the scenes documentary of the making of the video – you can check that out on my second channel and you can download the song for free, the link is in the crotch. So before I go the question of the day is: If it was your last day on Earth what would you do? I'll be picking one of your guys' comments randomly and you could win (bam!) the list: (Crazy sh-t to do before I die! 1. Have a Party! Shane Dawson. I signed it – look smiley face:) Alright guys, I love you – have a good week I'll see you every single day on my iPhone channel Bye – I love you – see – Bam!
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