Oh, Fat Man strugglenA-wiggle, waggle, wobblenWhen he rolls like Jell-OnAnd he's fine and mellow, ladies!nnWell roll a little faster,nYou fat bastardnWell, Jake's Frilly Panties, they make me scream:nOh God Jake, you're a love machine!nnWhen the big man struts his stuff,nAll the meat shakes on his bonesnWell, a-every time he quiversnSome skinny person loses a home!nnWell, Big Man shakin'nYa got the dance floor quakin'nWell, Jake's Frilly Panties, they make me scream:nOh God Jake, you're a love machine!nn(Fat Man...) nRoly-poly!n(Fat Man...) nHoly Moley!n(Fat Man...) nYou got too much custard...n(Fat Man...) nC'mon, pass the mustard!n(Fat Man...) nShake it!n(Fat Man...) nShake it!n(Fat Man...)nAll right!nnWhen the Fat Man cuts the rug,nAll the party gonna jump and shoutnBut the dance can't last forever,nEverybody let it all hang out!nnCome on, Big Fat LadiesnOh, let's raise HadesnWell, Jake's Frilly Panties, they make me screamnJake's Frilly Panties, they make me screamnJake's Frilly Panties, they make me screamnOh God, Jake...nYou're a love machine!