The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car linenHad a thing for the ladies for which he did time;nHe reaped a little more than he could sownOf the pleasures of the Mormons in Utah know.nHe could not restrain himself when he saw a nice caboose.nnSay DingnSay DongnThat Ding-Dong Daddy he didnSixteen women wrong.nnThe Ding-Dong Daddy had a sensual soul,nLonely women flocked to him and he loved them all.nThe train went in the tunnel in the dark he proposednThe bonds of the matrimony in the sweetest prose.nnThe ladies got together and decided they'd been hadnThis ain't Salt Lake and you ain't Don Juan, man!nWe've got to give you credit we was happy for a timenBut you're the Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car linennSay DingnSay DongnThat Ding-Dong Daddy he did sixteen women wrong.