Have you heard of one Humpty DumptyHow he fell with a roll and a rumbleAnd curled up like Lord Olofa CrumpleBy the butt of the Magazine WallOf the Magazine Wall/Hump, helmet and all?He was one time our King of the CastleNow he's kicked about like a rotten old parsnip.And from Green Street he'll be sent by order of His WorshipTo the penal jail of MountjoyTo the jail of Mountjoy!/Jail him and joy.He was fafafather of all schemes for to bother usSlow coaches and immaculate contraceptives for the populace,Mare's milk for the sick, seven dry Sundays a week,Openair love and religion's reform,And religious reform/Hideous in form.Arrah, why, says you, couldn't he manage it?I'll go bail, me fine dairyman darling,Like the bumping bull of the CassidysAll your butter is in your hornsHis butter is in his horns./Butter his horns!Hurrah there, Hosty, frosty Hosty, change that shirt on yeHurrah there, Hosty, frosty Hosty, change that shirt on ye,Rhyme the rann, the king of all ranns!We had chaw chaw chops, chairs, chewing gum,The chicken pox and china chambersUniversally provided by this soffsoaping salesman.Small wonder He'll Cheat E'erawan our local lads nicknamed himWhen Chimpden first took the floorWith his bucketshop storeDown Bargainweg, Lower.So snug he was in his hotel premises sumptuousBut soon we'll bonfire all his trash, tricks and trumperyAnd 'tis short till sheriff Clancy'll be winding up his unlimitedCompanyWith the bailiff's bom at the doorBimbam at the door/Then he'll bum no more.Sweet bad luck on the waves washed to our islandThe hooker of the hammerfast vikingAnd Gall's curse on the day when Eblana baySaw his black and tan man-o'-warSaw his man-o'-war/On the harbour bar.8. Where from? roars Poolbeg. Cookingha'pence, he bawls Donnez-moiScampitle, wick an wipin'fampinyFingal Mac Oscar Onesine Bargearse BonifaceThok's min gammelhole Norveegickers monikerOg as ay are at gammelhore Norveegickers cod.A Norwegian camel old cod./He is, begod.Lift it, Hosty, lift it, ye devil ye! up with the rann, the rhymingRann!It was during some fresh water garden pumpingOr according to the Nursing Mirror, while admiring the monkeysThat our heavyweight heathen HumphareyMade bold a maid to wooWoohoo, what'll she doo!The general lost her maidenloo!He ought to blush for himself, the old hayheaded philosopherFor to go and shove himself that way on top of her.Begob, he's the crux of the catalogueOf our antediluvial zooMessrs. Billing and Coo.Noah's larks, good as no.He was joulting by Wellinton's monumentOur rotorious hipppopopotamunsWhen some bugger let down the backtrap of the omnibusAnd he caught his death of fusiliers,With his rent in his rears./Give him six years.'Tis sore pity for his innocent poor childrenBut look out for his missus legitimate!When that frew gets a grip of old EarwickerWon't there be earwigs on the green?Big earwigs on the green,The largest ever you seen.Suffoclose! Shikespower! Suedodanto! Anonymoses!Then we'll have a free trade Gaels' band and mass meetingFor to sod the brave son of ScandiknaveryAnd we'll bury him down in OxmanstownAlong with the devil and Danes,With the deaf and dumb Danes,/And all their remains.And not all the king's men nor his horsesWill resurrect his corpusFor there's no true spell in Connacht or hell
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