BIG DUMB GUY
Carly Simon

BIG DUMB GUY
WRITERS CARLY SIMON, LARRY CIANICA, TOM WOLK, JESSE FARROW

So many tech-heads Recent invasion
I stretch out my long legs And I kick away the mouse pad, baby Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say He promise a freebee
But hes such a pokey little guy Wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumping out of the past That big dumb guy is here at last That big dumb guy is here at last Cyberman lights up
But mostly he floppy Computer man crashes Hes so humpty dumpty, baby Now he tries this experiment Though he knows its so low-tech He tries patting his forehead While hes rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby But he cant do it, can he?
No, no he cant do that at all But wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past Sure enough, that big dumb guy Is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
Big papa bear Maybe you can remember It wasnt that long ago When you dialed a number
You got a living, breathing human being On the telephone
Dont want nothing to do
But just study the skin on your face I want to look up at the sky And watch the sunset With someone like you
Wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here, he's here
In fact hes brought his
big raccoon coat with him
And he doesnt even know its
politically incorrect
That big dumb guy is here at last
I see him now walking torward me
Lets get it on with your big bad self
Get it on babe, Get it on babe
Get it on babe, Get it on babe
That big dumb guy is here at last
Big, big, big, big, big
Big dumb guy
Oh, ha - smartest guy
I ever knew yeah
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
kiss me, kiss me now
If feels so good
I dont want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore
I dont want to see that pinwheel go round
and around and around
Every time I try to open any window
Hold me, you big dumb guy
You smart guy


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  I'm All It Takes To Make You Happy   Winken', Blinkin' and Nod   A Pavane For The Nursery   A Red, Red Rose   Actress   After The Storm   All I Have To Do Is Dream   All I Want Is You   All The Love In The World   All the Things You Are   Alone   Alone Together   Amaica Farewell   Amity   Angel From Montgomery   Angel From Montgomery - Previously Unreleased   Another Door   Anticipation   Anyone But Me   Are You Ticklish   AS TIME GOES BY   Attitude Dancing   Back Down To Earth   Back the Way   Back The Way (dottie's Point Of View   BACK THE WAY (DOTTIE'S POINT OF VIEW)   Back The Way (girls?point Of View)   Back The Way (Girls' Point Of View)   Back The Way (Girls' Point Of View)   BE WITH ME   Best Thing   Better Not Tell Her   Bewitched   Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered   Black Honeymoon   Blackbird   BLUE OF BLUE   Body & Soul   Body & Soul   Body And Soul   BORN TO BREAK MY HEART   Boys In The Trees   Boys in the Trees [DVD][Version]   By Myself / I See Your Face Before Me   By Myself \/ I See Your Face Before Me   CAN'T GIVE IT UP   Can't Give It Up   Can’t Give It Up   CATCH IT LIKE A FEVER   CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE   Come Back Home   Come Upstairs   Comforting To Know   Coming Around Again   Coming Around Again (Full Heartburn Soundtrack L   Coming Around Again [DVD]   Coming Around Again / Itsy Bitsy Spider   Coming Around Again \/ Itsy Bitsy Spider   Coming Around Again/itsy Bitsy Spider   Coming Aroung Again   Coming To Get You   COW TOWN   CROSS THE RIVER   Damn You Get To Me   Damn, You Get To Me   Dan, My Fling   Danny Boy   DARKNESS 'TIL DAWN   Darkness 'til Dawn   Davy   De Bat   De Bat (fly In Me Face)   De Bat (Fly In My Face)   Devoted To You   Devoted To You (Featuring James Taylor)   Devoted To You / All I Have To Do Is Dream   Devoted to You/All I Have to Do Is Dream   Didn't I?   Didn't I?   Dink's Blues   Dink's Blues   Dishonest Modesty   Do The Walls Come Down   DON'T SMOKE IN BED   Don't Wrap It Up   Don't Smoke In Bed   Don't Wrap It Up   Don’t Wrap It Up   Easy On The Eyes   Embrace Me You Child   Embrace Me, You Child   End Titles - Nobody Does It Better   Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye   Ev’ry Time We Say Goodbye   EVERY TIME WE SAY GOODBYE   Fairweather Father   Film Noir   Fisherman's Song   Fisherman's Song   Fisherman’s Song   Floundering   For Old Times Sake   Forever My Love   Forgive   Forgive [*]   From The Heart   GIVE ME ALL NIGHT   Give Me All Night [Single Version]   God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen   God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen   Grownup   Half A Chance   Halfway 'round The World   Halfway 'round The World   Halfway ‘round The World   Halfway Round the World   Happy Birthday   HAPPY CHRISTMAS (WAR IS OVER)   Happy Xmas (War Is Over)   Haunting   Have You Seen Me Lately   Have You Seen Me Lately?   HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS   Haven't Got Time For The Pain   Haven't Got Time For The Pain   Havent Got Time For The Pain   He Likes To Roll   He Was Too Good To Me   HEAVEN   Hello Big Man   HIS FRIENDS ARE MORE THAN FOND OF ROBIN   Hola Soleil   Hold Out Your Heart   Hold What You've Got   Hold What You've Got   Hold What You’ve Got   Holding Me Tonight   Horribly Hazardous Heffalumps   Hotcakes   How Can You Ever Forget   How Long Has This Been Going On   How Long Has This Been Going On [DVD]   Hurt   Hush Little Baby   i believe in lov   I Can't Thank You Enough   I FORGET   I Gave My Love A Cherry   I Gave My Love A Cherry (The Riddle Song)   I Get Along Without You Very Well   I Got It Bad And That Ain't Good   I Got It Bad And That Ain't Good   I Got It Bad And That Ain’t Good   I Got It Bad And That Aint Good   I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day   I Only Have Eyes for You   I Only Have Eyes for You [DVD]   I'd Rather It Was You   I'll Be Around   I'll Be Home   I'll Be Home For Christmas   I'll Just Remember You   I'm A Fool To Want You   I'm All It Takes To Make You Happy   I'M RATHER IT WAS YOU   I'm So Excited   I've Got To Have You   I've Got You Under My Skin   I'll Be Around   I'll Be Home For Christmas   I'm A Fool To Want You   I'm All It Takes To Make You Happy   I'm Rather It Was You   I'm Really The Kind   I'm So Excited   I've Got To Have You   I've Got You Under My Skin   I’d Rather It Was You   I’ll Be Around   If I Wasn't So Small (The Piglet Song)   If I Wasn't So Small (The Piglet Song)   If It Wasn't Love   If It Wasn't Love   In A Small Moment   IN HONOR OF YOU (GEORGE)   In Love [Instrumental]   In My Dreams   In Pain   In The Name Of The Hundred Acre Wood   In the Still of the Night   In the Still of the Night [DVD]   In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning   In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning [From Sleepl...   In Times When My Head   Interview   Into White   IS THIS LOVE   Is This Love?   Island   Island [super rough][Version]   It Happens Everyday   It Keeps You Runnin'   It Keeps You Running   It Should Have Been Me   IT WAS SO EASY   It Was So Easy [Acoustic][Multimedia Track]   It's Hard To Be Tender   It's Not Like Him   It's Hard To Be Tender   It's Not Like Him   It’s Not Like Him   Itsy Bitsy Spider   Jamaica Farewell   James   Jesse   Julie Through The Glass   Just A Sinner   Just Like You Do   Just Not True   LAST NIGHT WHEN WE WERE YOUNG   Laura   Legend In Your Own Time   Let It Snow   Let It Snow [DVD][*]   Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow   Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!   Let The River Run   Let The River Run (The New Jerusalem)   Let the River Run [From working Girl]   Let the Riverrun   LETTERS NEVER SENT   Libby   Life Is Eternal   LIKE A RIVER   Lili Marlene   Little Girl Blue   Little Mr. Roo   LOBSTER QUADRILLE   LOOK ME IN THE EYES   LOST IN YOUR LOVE   Love Of My Life   Love Out In The Street   Love You By Heart   Make Me Feel Something   Manha De Carnaval   Memorial Day   Menemsha   MIND ON MY MAN   Misfit   Mockingbird   Mockingbird [Single Version]   Moonglow   Moonglow [DVD]   Moonlight Serenade   Moonlight Serenade [DVD]   More & More   More And More   Mother's Intuition   Mother's Intuition   My Bonnie   My Foolish Heart [*]   My Foolish Heart [DVD][*]   My Funny Valentine   My Luv Is Like a Red, Red Rose   My New Boyfriend   My One and Only Love   My One and Only Love [DVD]   My Romance   Never Been Gone   Night Owel   Night Owl   No Freedom   No Secrets   Nobody Does It Better   Nobody Does It Better [DVD]   Nobody Does It Better [From "The Spy Who Loved Me"...   Nobody Does It Better [From The Spy Who Loved Me]   Not A Day Goes By   Not a Day Goes By [From Merrily We Roll Along]   O Come All Ye Faithful   O COME, ALL YE FAITHFUL   Oh! Susanna   Older Sister   One Love Stand   ONE MAN WOMAN   One More Time   Orpheus   OUR AFFAIR   Our First Day Together   Over the Rainbow   People Say a Lot   Play With Me   Playing Possum   PRETTY PAPER   Pretty Strange   PRIVATE   Pure Sin   Quiet Evenin'   Quiet Evening   Raining   Reunions   Right Thing to Do   RIVERBOAT GAMBLER   Rolling Down The Hills   Safe And Sound   Sangre Dolce   Scar   Scarborough Fair   SHARE THE END   Shoulder To Shoulder   SILENT NIGHT   Sing Ho For The Life Of A Bear   Slave   Sleep Baby, Sleep   So Many People to Love   SO MANY STARS   Somebody's Knocking   Someone Waits For You   Something Wonderful   Somewhere In The Night   Songbird   Sons Of Summer   Spoiled Girl   Spring Is Here   Spring Will Be A Little Late This Year   Spy   Stardust   SUCH A GOOD BOY   Summer's Coming Around Again   Take Me As I Am   Take Me as I Am (Or Let Me Go)   Take Me Out to the Ball Game   Take Me Out To The Ballgame   That's The Way I've Always Heard It Should Be   That's The Way I've Always Heard It Shou...   Thats The Way I've Always Heard It Should Be   The Best Thing   THE CARTER FAMILY   The Desert   The Garden   The Girl You Think You See   The Itsy Bitsy Spider   The Lady In Red   The Land Of Christmas   THE LAND OF CHRISTMAS (MARY)   The Last Samba   The Love's Still Growing   The More I Look Inside   The More I See You   The More I See You [DVD]   The Night Before Christmas   The Owl And The Pussycat   THE REASON   The Right Thing To Do   The Scar [Instrumental]   The Show Must Go On   The Show Must Go On (In Album This Is My Life)   The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of   The Three of Us in the Dark   THE WIVES ARE IN CONNECTICUT   Them   They Just Want You To Be There   Think I'm Gonna Have A Baby   This Kind of Love   Three Days   Three Of Us In The Dark   Time After Time   TIME WORKS ON ALL THE WILD YOUNG MEN   Tired Of Being Blonde   Tonight & Forever   Tonight And Forever   Too Soon to Say Goodbye   TOUCHED BY THE SUN   Tranquillo   Tranquillo (melt My Heart)   Twelve Gates To The City   Two Hot Girls   Two Hot Girls On A Hot Summer Night   Two Little Sisters   Two Sleepy People   Vengeance   Voulez-Vous Danser   Waited So Long   WAITING AT THE GATE   Waterfall   We Have No Secrets   We Just Got Here   We You Dearest Friends   We're So Close   Welcome To My Living Room   WHAT ABOUT A HOLIDAY   What Has She Got   What Shall We Do With The Child   What Shall We Do with the Child?   Whatever Became Of Her   When We're Together   When You Close Your Eyes   When Your Lover Has Gone   Where or When   Where or When [DVD]   White Christmas   White Christmas [*]   Who Has Seen the Wind?   Why   Why [Extended Version]   Why [Single Version]   Winnie The Pooh   With A Few Good Friends   Working Girl [Acoustic]   Wynken, Blynken & Nod   Wynken, Blynken and Nod   You Are My Sunshine   You Belong To Me   You Belong to Me [DVD]   You Belong to Me [Single Version]   You Can Close Your Eyes   You Don't Feel The Same   You Don’t Feel The Same   You Have To Hurt   You Know What To Do   You Won't Forget Me   You Won’t Forget Me   You're Mundane (you're So Vain)   You're So Vain   You're The One   You're So Vain   Youre So Vain

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