All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come here are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
People say Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'
That's all right cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on Doowutchalike, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, Just grab 'im in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking, jumping
Jig around, shaking ya rump
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doing the Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
Humpty Dance
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All About You April Showers Arguin' on the Funk Blind Mice Body-Hats, Pt1 Body-Hats, Pt2 Body-Hats, Pt3 Channel Surfin' Children Of The Sun Cyber Teeth Tigers Digital Lover Do Ya Like It Dirty Doo Woo You Doowutchyalike Doowutchyalike [Radio Mix] Duck Season [Instrumental] Eat Boiled Peanutz Everything Ya Done 4 Me Family Freestyles Flowin' on the D-Line Food Fight Fool Get A Clue Freaks of the Industry Future Rhythm Good Thing We're Rappin' Gutfest '89 [Edit] Heartbeat Props Hella Bump Hip Hop Doll Holla-Holliday Humpty Dance Awards I Get Around I Shall Return (Intro) Jerkit Circus Kiss You Back Know Me, Feel Me Lettuce In The Club Man's Girl No Nose Job Nothing Has Changed Nuttin Nis Funky Nuttin' Nis Funky Odd Couple Oregano Flow (Gumbo Soup Mix) Oregano Flow (Hot Sauce Mix) Oregano Flow [Instrumental][Mix] Packet Man Packet Man (Worth a Packet Remix) Psalm 150 Rhymin' on the Funk Same Song Sex Packets Sex Packets Unplugged Shake & Bake Shake And Bake Sons of the P Tales of the Funky The D-Flo Shuffle The D-Flowstrumental The Danger Zone The Dflo Shuttle The Higher Heights of Spirituality The Humpty Dance The Humpty Dance [Mini-Hump Radio Mix] The Mission The Odd Couple The Return of the Crazy One The Way We Swing (Remix) Tie the Knot Underwater Rimes Underwater Rimes (Remix) Underwater Rimes [Remix] Walk Real Kool [Instrumental] Want It All Way We Swing We Got More Wheee! Wind Me Up Wussup Wit the Love Wussup Wit the Luv Wussup Wit the Luv [Single Version] Wussup Wit' The Love Your Life's a Cartoon
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