This thing right here,
Is to let all the wives and girlfriends know
What we guys are worried about, you know
How lovely ladies don't get to the gym too much
And now, well, summers here, watch out
Ooh that dress so small for you
Looks like you put on another pound or two
See you shakin' that thing like your all that,
Take look at yourself cuz your all fat
You like to eat at the ice cream shops
Cruise to the mall for some dip 'n dots
Not too much food cuz your jeans'll pop
I really hate it when you bend over
She had a big 'ol butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Baby hide your gut, gut, gut
I think I see her again
She had a big 'ol butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Like King Kong
Please don't wear your thong
Listen when I say so, been watchin' that booty grow
Show some self-control
Don't wear that thong, thong, thong, thong
Sorry but I told ya so, been watchin' that booty grow
It shows off ya belly roll
Don't wear that thong, thong, thong
Ooh your butt's gargantuon
And ya know another brother wouldn't stand for it
It's like a wrecking ball, so big and round
If I get too close it might knock me down
It's hard to find a vacation spot,
If ya cruise you could lose cuz the girl and hot
She's on the beach and she should be stopped,
Cuz she was tryin' to tan all over
She had a big 'ol butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Baby hide your gut, gut, gut
I think I see her again
She had a big 'ol butt, butt, butt
Thighs like a truck, truck, truck
Like King Kong
Please don't wear your thong
Please Don't Wear That Thong
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