Hi Mom, It's Me!
Queers

Because every night I come home drunk

Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit

The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit



I know you think my band's just a waste of time

Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine

Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit

The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

Queers Hi Mom, It's Me!


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