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The Ballad Of Dan
Arrogant Worms, The

Arrogant Worms, The

The Arrogant Worms

The Ballad Of Dan

I'm out on the range, surveying the land

Thinking of the job that's to be done

My life is hard but i don't mind

Men like me, that's how the west was won

I stand the pain and the suffering

For on the trail i am the king

On doors i knock and on bells i ring

Always sure that i will get the sale


'cause i am dan the insurance salesman

In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride

I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally

And on the dotted line i make them sign

Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!


The door swings wide and i sense my prey

Ready to fall victim to my pitch

I tell him all about the plan

With all of its inherent benefits

If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks

Lose both of them and get twice as much

And if you should die, well then, bless your luck

You'll just be raking in the cash


'cause i am dan the insurance salesman

In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride

I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally

And on the dotted line i make them sign

Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!


The sucker signs, the deed is done

It's time for me to get back on the road

A lonely man out on the land

Where the wind can blow so cold

I ride into the setting sun

With the knowledge of a job well done

But i can't rest until everyone

Has become properly insured


'cause i am dan the insurance salesman

In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride

I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally

And on the dotted line i make them sign

Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!


Yes, i am dan the insurance salesman

In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride

I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally

For on the dotted line i make them sign


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