Philip, The Hyper-Hypo Kid
Saturday Night Live

Hi!

Hi!

Hi!

Hiii!

What's your name?

Grace.

My name is Philip

How come you don't wear a harness?

My mom doesn't believe in it, she thinks its cruel

My mom thinks is very necesary, I'm hyperglysemic and hyperactive.

I'm a hyper-hypo, that's why I wear a helmet. My mothers a little over protective

Well why don't you try and get out of it?

Ok!

I can't right now. I've worn my way through six harnesses.

One time my mom's car ran out of gas, so she gave me a snickers bar and a can of coke,

I towed the car home, seven miles.. When we got home I was tired

We just moved here from Austrailia, its nice here in America

Yes it is

How old are you?

I'm six

I'm six and a half

I'm six and three quarters

I'm six and four fifths

I'm six and infinity

I'm six and infinity... + 1

Can I see it?

See that

This is where milk comes for the babys

This is where milk comes for the babys

Right there and there

Give it back to me stupid

Shut up

Stupid

Shut up

I'm gonna talk like a robot

I'm a robot

I'm talking like a robot

I love you, you know

I know, people always tell me that I'm pretty, everyone always says shes pretty

I hate it

Your conceeded

Your a weirdo

I'm over you, your drops

I don't talk to you anymore

I don't think about you when your not here, you know

At least I don't have to wear a harness

That was hurtful and... Unecesary

I'm sorry

It's ok

I'm in a choir in sydney my mother says I have a pretty voice

Wow, your surrounded by alot of possitive support.

What?

Nothing.

I'm gonna sing a song for you

Ok

Tie me kangaroo down sport

Tie me kangaroo down

Tie me kangaroo down sport

Tie me kangaroo down

Hehe, that was fun!

Whatever.. Ok

Don't you think I have a pretty voice?

I got to say you know, when you get older people aren't going to support you so much

Why not?

My cousin was a cute kid, and then when he hit puberty his face exploded!

Now he looks around and he's wondering where all the people who said he was cute went to

Guess what I'm doing?

Your smushing your face

I'm doing an impression of my dog, hes a sharpee

I'm a sharpee too

I love you again

I know

I'm hungry

Oh, I have a hershey bar

I'm not suppose to eat sugar

Mmm, its really good

You're the Devil!

Wanna bite?

Well I suppose, it couldn't hurt

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