I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fatLadies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public serviceWhen I was a child, my mother said to meClean the plate, because children are starving in EuropeAnd I might point out that that was years beforeThe Marshall Plan was ever heard ofSo I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a dayBecause somehow I felt that that would keep the childrenFrom starving in EuropeBut I was wrong, they kept starving and I got fatSo I would like to say to every one of youWho is either skinny or in some other way normalWhen you walk out on the street, and you see a fat personDo not scoff at that fat person, oh noTake off your hat, hold it over your heart, lift your chin up highAnd in a proud, happy voice say to himHail to thee, fat person! You kept us out of war!
Lyrics by Allan Sherman
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