Thrill me with your Green Stamps.I love your little Green Stamps.I took collecting Green Stamps.I love the way they look.Oh how I love to pick them.I pick them up, and lick them.I lick them, then I stick themIn my brown Green Stamp book.All day and night I'm dreaming.I'm dreaming of redeemingMy Green Stamps for a toaster,So gleaming and deluxe.Oh how it will thrill me,And please me and fulfill me,To know my toaster only cost meFourteen hundred bucks.I drive up to the market.I stop my car and park it.I buy a lot of strange thingsOf which I've never heard.I buy, though it's not urgent,Two truckloads of detergent,Three hundred pounds of bird seed,Though I don't have a bird.Some extract of vanilla,Enough to feed Godzilla.Then I'll trade all my Green StampsFor something I can drive.A car is what I hope for,What I bought all that soap for.They promise me the first StudebakerMade in 1965.
Lyrics by Allan Sherman
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