This is the story of Betty and SuenTwo women left their husbands... For each othern(One, two, three and... *laugh*)nI was watching opera yesterdaynAnd Gloria Steinem came on to saynGloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem?nGloria Steinem’s a famous feministnShe says there's no separation between housewife and feministnShe says you can be a housewife and a feministnReally?nAll you housewives can benFamous feminists just like menNow I am cooking the veggies and valuing myselfn(Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)nGloria where have you been? (Where have you been?)nYou’ve become my inspiration (My inspiration)nGloria where have I been? (Where have I been?)nAll these years I've been listening to JimnGet out of the way of the gamenWhere is my dinner?nGloria please save me now (Save me now)nI need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself)nI am becoming a cowardnGloria Steinem, where are you now?nGloria Steinem, wait a minute,nI heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women’s rights in Washington DC!nGloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket todaynI'm going to the rally in WashingtonnI'm gonna see her at the rally in WashingtonnI'm gonna find her at the rally in WashingtonnI can't wait for the rally in WashingtonnShit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?nWell... tell him you're on a business tripnBusiness trip? Sue, I'm a housewife...nAlright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliensnNo Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliensnThey took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourselfnRally? Women’s rights? Who the hell you think you are?nMy name is Betty and my name is SuenAnd there's a lot of thing we can donCause we are, wannabe feminist housewivesnYeah, we are gonna be feminist housewivesnSee you later JimnI'm going to the rally in WashingtonnByebye!nWell that was five years ago, todaynI said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your assnMe and Betty, we're hitting the roadnI'm switching out of wife modenI don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against younIt's just; well you're not really my type HerbnLook, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye HerbnAnd Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okaynAnd try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, HerbnOh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive OilnBye Olive Oil (Meow)nAnd suddenly, Betty and I were freenWe were finally freenGoing to the rally in WashingtonnOn the road to the rally in WashingtonnI couldn't wait for the rally in WashingtonnHey Sue, we're almost to the rally in WashingtonnWell I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right?nSome people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally.nSome people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road.nWho knows?nSomething about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinylnI realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for four years now)nBetty, I've been lusting after you for four years nown(I've been lusting after you, for four years now)nOh my god BettynOh my god, Oh, My, godnI'm a dykenI'm a dykenI'm a dykenI’m a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dykenWe're great momsn(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)
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