Well the man in the crowd who is so well endowednIs both honoured and proud to present what he's found and it's hardnBut he's lost in the blend of a world without endnAnd his only true friend cannot bend to the task cause he's pissed nYeah he's pisses as a fartnnSo he bobs snd he weaves wipes his nose on his sleevenAnd he tries to relieve himself there on the street and he fallsnAnd they stand on his face as they rush for his placenAnd a big guy gets maced by some feminist ace who has clearly, nYeah she's clearly got ballsnnBut we're different from them we're the creme de la cremenThey're not fit to lay phlegm on the hem of your secondhand dressnSure you're finer than me by a minor degreenBut I hope that you'll see that it's we who can be so much more, so much more than the restnnYeah, yeah, I know what you said, you'd be better off deadnThan to crawl into bed with an ill-bred old bastard like menBut I'd just like to say that I'm close to okaynWhen you look at the fakers and fuckers who prey on the love, on the love that you neednOn the need to be love and adored to be never ignorednTo be drilled and be bored til you're just like the hordes we abhornnYeah those men in the streetnWho all dance to a beat built for double left feet are completely devoid of all worthnWhether stupid or drunk, hooked on lotto or junknThey're all sniveling punks who have sunk to they're jowls in the festering, in the festering earthnnSo embrace me with pride take your place by my sidenI have long been denied and I've tried hard to be so sincerenAnd I'll fill you with love like a hand in a glovenAnd by Jesus above I will shove aside all of your pain, all your pain and your fearnnAll your pain and your fear will subside as we take off and ridenThrough the infinite skies as the man in the street disappearsnnAnd all will be made clearnYour grin will spread from ear to earnWhen you see what has been done in your name, in your name