My Band
D12

I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
'Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get off stage right, drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
Waasup ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12 baby
They're all like, Oh my God it's him!
Becky oh my fucking God! It's Eminem!
I swear to fucking God, dude you fucking rock!
Please, won't you please, let me suck your cock?

And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band my band my band my band
My band my band my band my band
My band baby

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, youse a liar
And no I'm Swift oh I thought you were Kuniva
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

'Cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doing jumpin jacks whiling get whipped on my back
Look at 'em little punk ass thinking he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
No I had an interview, not you two

You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't gonna soundcheck
And our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man, I'm a say something
You got somethin to say?
Man nothing I thought you 'bout to tell him off man, what's up?
Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew
Man I was bout to talk right after you, I swear
Man whatever I swear man

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Went from sold out arenas to the amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear,Hey dude I love your band
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get ninty and we only get ten percent?
And these guys acting funny every area code
Proof carry my bag, bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?

Goddamn it, I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
'Lose yourself' video, I was in the back
'Superman' video, I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall! Ask us the questions

Like who's D12? How we get started?
But what about Eminem?
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute, Hey sexy!
Fifty told me to do situps to get buff
Did two and a half and then couldn't get up
Fuck D12! I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

Girl why cant you see you're the only one for me?
And it just tears my ass apart to know
That you don't know my name man fuck this!

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands, fuck Marshall
'Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band my band my band my band
My band my band my band my band
My band baby
The hottest boy band in the world D12!

I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my Salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My Salsa, look out for my next single it's called My Salsa
My Salsa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa, my Salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My Salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my Salsa
Where'd everybody go?


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