12 - Chance To Advance
D-12

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[Gun shots followed by screaming]

[Proof:]
Pow-pow! Straight off the corral
Now, the dirtiest street vet from the mile
Is vexed without the techs and six shooter
Body bullet polluter, perverted intruder
Now who the, fuck wanna buck with the diseased, that's dis-eased
I got a bitch named trigger, my main-squeeze will make your brain
freeze
Dirty D is dope like cane

[Eye-Kyu:]
Remained eased, maintain chill status with no pause
Hot slugs to your carriages, turn your dome to coleslaw
My only thought is survival before my arrival
I'm jumping out on niggas like I'm 5-0
Smack 'em up like a pack of trifling fly hoes
Any opportunity to mangle I never pass up
Fucking your clique with broom sticks - face down, ass up
Dirty Dozen packing the shit to turn your chest red
With our dick in ya mouth, fucking everything you just said

[Eminem:]
Yeah yeah bitch, coming to a block near you is Dirty Dozen
Nasty like a stank, slut bitch with 30 husbands
When I was 5 I was already fuckin'
And playing X-rated cassettes in Teddy Ruxpin
I used to walk up and down the block cussin'
Locked in youth homes at 6 with glocks bussin'
I grew up with not ballers, who got dollars
Shot callers with guns and Rotwillers

[Bizarre:]
By any means necessary I'm on a killing spree
It's the devil in me, intoxicated with brown Hennessy
Beware life ain't fair and I don't care
Cher braids my hair while her kids are in day-care
Two blunts and I'm out for lunch
Your whore said I'm here Sugar pie, honey bunch
This Bizarre kid, that ain't the answer
You're more uncomfortable than an anorexic cat with fucking cancer

[Chorus:]
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance I'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance I'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance I'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance I'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants

[Bizarre:]
Back from the studio boy, I don't wanna mingle
Smoking LSD, working on Lou Roths new single
Who's the big guy who's quick like Sugar Ray
Fuck Calgon bitch, Bizarre might take you away
Give up the pussy cause I know you a freak
?? in a week, cause my kids got to eat
Date raping anorexic girls in my beat-up car
(Hold up Bizarre, you taking that shit too far!!!)
but I can't stop cause my brains ain't there

[Eminem:]
Bust a nut then drop that bitch in Lake St. Clair
Your mistakes ain't rare, your rap style annoys
You rap like a bitch plus I can't stand your voice
Bitch you suck, you whack as fuck, eat a dick
You need a brick upside your dome, we be the clique
Runnin' you down in carloads
Leaving you smashed down on tar roads, flat line like barcodes

[Eye-Kyu:]
Put up your guard hoes, I'm blazing heat the way we speak
Not even Nike could cover these amazing feats
Burning rappers eternally, internally and externally
For half stepping like one-legged fraternities
Quickdraw McGraw, AKA Eye-Kyu
Putting something inside you, leaving holes that I see right through
For anyone obstructing my view, my art of attack
Is slugs through your chest, that'll blow your heart out your back
Making sure you get fed, with a whole lot of led
And throw you over the Ambassador Bridge and scream Drop Dead!

[Proof:]
Largely, I'm out to stack equations, without a tax-evasion
Make moms say That's amazing, all the same like black and Asian
My pack evasion, attack a stage and you blush like a Cadillac,
I wish your fleet would try to battle rap,
Or make a man bleed, like a cattle pack stampede
Front and co-sign my hands leave
Think to Recognize like Sam Sneed
My ?? dispose ya, froze ya, another classic closure
The death-master out to blast ya
My team runs shit, from from the D E side, down to last ya
Past the, norm, my crew swarm, molest the children of the corn
Dirty D 'till infinity, now bring it on

[Chorus:]
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance I'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance I'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance I'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants
Here's your chance to advance
Get in your stance I'll shot the holster off your cowboy pants


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  12 - Act A Fool   12 - Activity As Phuctivity   12 - Another Public Service Announcement   12 - Down Low   12 - Filthy   12 - Fuck Battlin   12 - Get The Dick   12 - Girls   12 - How People Get Fucked Up   12 - Maxine   12 - My Band   12 - Nasty Minds   12 - No One\'s Iller Than Me   12 - No Rubber   12 - Quitter   12 - Rap Guys   12 - Searchin   12 - Trife Thieves   12 - W.E.G.O. (Interlude)   12 - What What   14 Emcees   40 Oz   40 Oz.   40oz (Pour Your 40 Out)   6 in the Morning   6 Reasons   911   911 (featuring Gorillaz & Terry Hall)   Act A Fool   Activity As Phuctivity   Aint Nuttin' But Music   American Psycho   American Psycho 2   American Psycho Ii - B Real   Amityville   Another Public Service Annoucement   Another Public Service Announcement   Art Of War   B N U   Bad News   Barbershop   Bitch   Bizarre   Bizarre (skit)   Bizarre (Skit) (D12 World)   Blow My Buzz   Bring It To You   Bring Our Boys   Bugz 97   Bugz 97 [skit]   Butterfly   Canon   Chance To Advance   Cock & Squeeze   Cock And Squeeze   Commercial Break   D-12 World   D12 World   Derelict Theme   Desperados   Desperados Ft. Almighty Dreadknaughts   Devils Night   Doe Rae Me   Doe Rae Me (featuring Eminem & Obie Trice)   Down Low   Dude (Skit)   Dude [skit]   Eminem My Band   Fame   Fight Music   Fight Music (Radio Edit)   Filthy   Fuck Ajaye   Fuck Battlin   Fuck In The Truck   G-Shottie ft/Infa 1, Pretty Ugly & Scotty Po-che   G-Shottie ft\/Infa 1, Pretty Ugly & Scotty Po-che   Get Back   Get it Together   Get My Gun   Get The Dick   Get The Dick (raw mix, featuring Tha Outsidaz)   Girls   Git Up   Good Die Young   Hit Me With Your Best Shot   How Come   How Come (Clean)   How People Get Fucked Up   I Go Off   I Made It   I Remember   I Wish (dear Proof)   I'll Be Damned   Instigator   Just Like U   Just Like You   Keep Talkin   Keep Talking   Kill Zone   Leave Dat Boy Alone   Let\u2019s Go   Lies & Rumors   Lies and Rumors   Loyalty   Maxine   My Ballz   My Band   My Words Are Weapons   Nasty Mind   Nasty Minds   No One's Iller Than Me   No One\'s Iller Than Me   No Rubber   Obie Trice   On Fire   Outro   Overreact   Pass Dat Bong   Pimp Like Me   Pistol Pistol   Pour Your 40 Out   Purple Hills   Purple Pills   Purple Pills (Video Edit)   Quitter   Rap Game   Rap Game (50 Cent)   Rap Game (featuring 50 Cent)   Rap Guys   Rape A Bartender   Revelation   Searchin   Searchin'   Shit Can Happen   Shit On You   Six in the Morning   Slow Your Roll   Steve Berman   Steve Berman (skit)   Steve's Coffee House [skit]   Suck It (parody of "Work It")   Suck It (parody of \   Suckas Do What They Can (Real Playaz)   That's How (skit)   That's How...   These Drugs   Throw It Up   Trife Thieves   Trife Thieves featuring Eminem & Fuzz)   U R the One   Under The Influence   W.e.g.o. (interlude)   We Live This Shit   What What   What What (featuring Da Brigade)   When the Music Stops   Words Are Weapons

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