If I Get Locked Up
Big Kap & Funkmaster Flex

Check, check 1, 2, 1, 2 1, 2, it's rolling

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dr. Dre up in here y'all know what this is

It's what y'all been waiting for funk master Flex, Big Kap

Def Jam Records giving it to you baby

Yo, Eminem show these mother fuckers what time it is, baby


I used to be a lonely man, only mad, until I got a million dollars, shit

Now if I only had some fucking hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet

Out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it


I'm trying to grow it back again, it was an accident

I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam

I hate the straight jacket it ain't latching and can't lock it

So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets


The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it

Before me, and just kept throwing they fucking selfs at it

My head is aching, I'm dedicated to medication

But this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? Come on


Anyway I got down with Dre, what up?

The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray

Running up and down the street screaming, Fuck the police

When you still had your mother's fucking nipple stuck in your teeth


Fucking baby, became a role model after Colorado

Now all they do is follow me around and holla, Bravo

Hell yeah, I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public

Suck my dick, bitch


I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won't

'Cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place

So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass Tupac image

You faggots ain't tough, you just get drunk and become talkative


Wanna fight?

I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking

Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket

So when you see me on your block stumbling, mumbling


A bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does

I ain't buzzed, I'mm just high on life

So why on earth would I need drugs, when I can fly on kites?

Motherfuckers, Slim Shady


Dr Dre

I'm drunk pass the tec


'Cause if I get locked up tonite

Then I might not come home tonite

Keep it moving, off and on, Eminem is on

Off and on, Dr. Dre is on


'Cause if I get locked up tonite

Then I might not come home tonite


Keep it moving, off and on, Eminem is on

Off and on, Dr. Dre is on


The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire

I set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron

Psych I'm just joking, for christ sake, don't get so bent out of shape

'Cause I went out and raped six girl friends


Some people just don't get it, but I won't let it upset me

'Cause they don't know better

They don't know what the fuck its like to be so fed up

And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up


My mind's got a mind of it's own, sometimes I can't find it at home

It hides in the stove, hello, where you at?

Shit, talk about your brain being baked

My shit's still in the oven on 480 degrees


Hailey Jade, daddy loves you baby

Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter fuck you, lady

You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize

Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes


The neighborhood that I grew up in you could die for nothing

And Dirty Dozen watches over me so try some dumb shit

I'll have a fucking man raped with a band-aid over his mouth

And shove his head in the fan blade


Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say

Or change 'cause of the age range in my fan base

Like I give a fuck who's buying this shit

Quit fucking buying it, I'm tired bitch, I'm dying to quit


Hip Hop is universal now, it's all commercial now

It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now

But now the white kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it

But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night get silent


Either that or booed, that's why I keep an attitude

And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon

I'm sick of being judged, fuck it let me see a judge

I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old


'Cause if I get locked up tonight

Then I might not come home tonight

Keep it moving, off and on, Eminem is on

Off and on, Dr. Dre is on


Fuck that, turn that shit off

Let's get the fuck out of here

You know how we do


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