I’m dead and dank and rottennMy arms are wrapped in cottonnMy corpse loves you, let’s marrynn(Get smart, once) Every night at sleepy timen(Get smart, twice) I hang my skin out on the linen(Get smart, sing) Oh, darling, would you be, be minenn(Chorus)nI’m in love, I think I’m in lovenI’m in love, I think I’m in lovenI’m in love, I think I’m in lovennI’m caught in a mesh of veinsnMy fingers and flesh and brainsnMy skull gives head, so let’s wednn(Get smart, once) Every night when all alonen(Get smart, twice) I drape my flesh around the phonen(Get smart, pray) Oh, darling, would you be my ownnn(Chorus)nnDon’t cry, beautiful, it’s just a phasenTo the father and the son and the holy ghostnI chant and I pray, I lovennYou know, God works in mysterious waysnTo the father and the son and the holy ghostnI sing and I pray, I lovennI’m soft and slightly stinkingnMy arms are small and shrinkingnMy lips kiss dirt, oh, let’s flirtnn(Get smart, once) Every night at half past onen(Get smart, twice) There’s a little taste of things in comen(Get smart, chant) Oh, darling, can I be your sonnn(Chorus)nnDon’t scream, baby, it’s just a comanTo the father and the son and the holy ghostnI chant and I pray, I lovennYou go to heaven, I go to RomanTo the father and the son and the holy ghostnI sing and I pray, I love