The creature from the black lagoonnHe sits inside her warm, wet wombnHe says, â??Mirror, mirror, tell me truly:nIs my hair dank and unruly?â??nnDown and down and down I go nWhen love goes down the drain nDown and down and down I go nWhen love goes down the drain nnThe monster from way out in spacenHe tears his way up to her facenHe says, â??Mirror, mirror, be real candid:nDoes my face need to be sanded?â??nnThe beasty from the foulest endnHe slips around the toilet bendnHe says, â??Is this how one ages, ergo,nDoes it happen to all Virgos?â??nnDown and down and down I go nWhen love goes down the drain nDown and down and down I go nWhen love goes down the drain