If you wanna be a bad boy with a motorbike (Ask Mr Jones)nIf you wanna just do them, all the things you like (Ask Mr Jones)nHe's rotten, he don't wear cottonnCome on, come onnnWhen you feel like hitting him but you don't know how (Ask Mr Jones)nWhen you need to just have a hit, and you need it now (Ask Mr Jones)nHe's scary, his back's hairynCome on, come onnn(Chorus)nThere's a black Achilles in a water bednAnd around his head is a ring of firennIf you wanna have a girlfriend, but not for long (Ask Mr Jones)nIf you wanna just have her and you think it's wrong (Ask Mr Jones)nHe's crazy, his eye's lazynCome on, come onnn(Chorus)nnAnd now you're waiting for him to appear (Ask Mr Jones)nAnd you're dying for a heaven and the way is clear (Ask Mr Jones)nHe's dirty, he gets all shirtynCome on, come onnn(Chorus)