Sweetheart, you don't understand. nPirates weren't made to dance. nWe just weren't made for it. nnWe slit throats, we don't cut rugs, nBut if it means that much, nI guess that I could take a chance. nWe'll both go, we'll both go. nI won't ruin your night. nYou know how I get into knife-fights (What if my leg breaks while we dance?). nThen, we'll both go down. nnWe just weren't made for this.nnSo I paint my peg leg for the prom. nI've been practicing my dance moves all year long. nSo you'd better keep a look out, nin case I go for second (third) base nWith my hook out. nnI went out and got a tux and a limo for the both of us. nI pulled up trying to impress. nDespite how hard I tried, you cried You ruined our night,nJust cause my bird shit on your dress. nThen we won't fucking go down. nn(We spike punch with barrels of rum. We loot and steal to seal the deal.) nSay what you will about me and how I do things, nBut don't you open your mouth about Polly. nI guess we made a scene cause in come the police, nWaving guns and asking me to leave. nnWe won't even try to say goodnight, nCause we know that you won't apologize. nWe won't even try to say goodnight, nCause we know that you still think you're right nnWe mean the things we say!nWe say just what we mean!
Dude, What Is A Land Pirate?
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