Webster's Revenge
Chris Webby

Aw shit

Uh, uh

Yeah

Uh

I am not Simba, I am Mufasa

Roar so loud that it shakes the casa

Blowin' more lines than Vinny Chase and Sasha Grey

A lot to say with penne a la vodka

Woof, woof

On my plate to eat it then I

Woof, woof

Spit like a bulimic

Raw bile on a track but you better believe it

Webby half robot call me General Grievous

Tryina be a millionaire, steppin' to Regis

Killin' competitors I'll leave ya skeleton deep six

Go too hard you can tell when the beat hits

I write a whole page while you pencil a prefix

Woof, woof

No jokin' homie

(Cough) I gotta quit smoking bogeys

Real hip hop, never quote the phonies

Usda checked what you wrote's baloney

Spaz on the track and show 'em what I'ma do

I'm a certified dude from my fitted to my shoes

Makin' kissy faces at bitches like Pepe Le Pew

Tryina get 'em from the bar to my fuckin' bedroom

Asshole rap I'm a douchebag still

Drinkin' like a pirate Bootstrap Bill

Brain fucked up on these two fat pills

If I don't got 'em I know a dude that will

I'm nice and I will never lose that skill

Spit truth you never heard a dude that real

When I woof woof like a fuckin' dragon

Make love to a beat need a bunch of Magnums

Step to the rappin' call it a stand off

These Frodo Baggins ain't fuckin' with Gandalf

Pitbull rap, I'ma bite your hand off

She was your girlfriend now she takin' her pants off

Uh, uh, then I stuck it in her

So damn hard that she's fuckin' injured

Skin tone white like I'm stuck in winter

Body covered in ink like I fucked a printer

Ya better step go find a stairwell

Turbulence incoming hittin' an air swell

Tell my haters farewell

Cause them beating me

That's like seein' Pauly D without hair gel

Stay up in the booth like Snooki when she's tanning

Fuck J Woww right here where I'm standing

Guidos getting famous when I'm on the grind and makin' hits

I lift my shirt and show 'em what the situation is

Uh

Let me take it down a notch

For real

I think a blood vessel just popped

Uh

But I'ma do it 'til my heart stops

Load a sniper rifle baby take your best shot

Rah

I spit cold as sub-zero

I'm Hendrix, ya'll just playing Guitar Hero

Who else is givin' you this many free tapes?

No one

I'm on a roll like a Philly Cheese Steak, ha

Ease off the flow, it's too dope

Every single quote is going right at your throat

Every single musical note that I wrote

Will have you bobbin your head until your neck broke

I'm the most

Underrated dude up in the circuit

But I'd rather be that than overrated final verdict

Cause I'm nice

I say it all the time so I know you heard it

In my personal opinion, I'm perfect

Ha

Now who fuckin' with Webby

Bubble in the answer if you wanna test me

Get buns every day of the week so let's see

All I gotta do is send 'em a poke on fb

It's me

Another animal up out the cage

Grapple a beat like I was Diamond Dallas Page

Hey! Connecticut's finally in play

So press the start button and watch me wreak may

Hem on any motherfucker in my way

Just another Jabbawockie to slay

Mayday

I got a lyrical resume and it states

Uh shit, I forgot

I've been high for days

I climb the stage

Jump out, crazy as hell

Rep New England like Tom Brady himself

Take a little Weird Al and some Shady as well

Get brains

You should see the way my cranium swells

Oh my god

Is he openly talkin' about fellatio?

What, you think I came here to talk you fuckin' crazy ho?

Hit your knees open your mouth or we can take it slow

Meanin' you should leave

Sorry babe that's just the way it go

Oh

I'm really running out of breath

I'm like 4 bars away from death

So I'll give you 2 more just to show you how dope I can rap

And since you prolly missed half the lines I said run it back

Ha

Like I said run it back

Uh, uh

Like I said run it back

Uh, uh

Like I said run it back

Rah!


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