Went out to a Christmas partynHad a fifth of coke-bacardinSaw a Santa Claus in rednWith an aching head.nnBut he wasn't very merrynIn fact he was kinda scarynHo-ho-hellnWas all he saidnnHe took a drinknAnd then another twonBeneath the sinknI've seen him turning bluenAnd in the wakenHe thought the chimney had the flunScreaming like a drunken Ebeneezer ScroogennI'm drinking up Christmas!nCause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeahnI'm Drinking' up Christmas!nTell your dad and mom that I came to rob themnA Holiday heronyeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-OnI'm drinking up Christmas!nTonight, alright!nnHe's making a list And checkingnThe kids that he feels like wreckingnAs he stumbles through the nightnAll pink and whitennAnd it was just get goingnBut then when the buh's start blowingnChallenged Frosty to a fightnHe said come onnI got a gift for younSo bring it on!nI'll make you black and bluenA little songnI think that Santa Claus is throughnAnd he got a nose as red as you know whonnI'm drinking up Christmas!nCause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeahnI'm Drinking' up Christmas!nTell your dad and mom that I came to rob themnA Holiday heronyeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-OnI'm drinking up Christmas!nTonight, alright!