Twas the night before christmasnand all through the housennot a creature was stirringnexcept forn...a wombat??nni can hear the sleigh bells comign around the bendnhere comes the darkest end nchristmas is herennit's about nights extend into the overdraftnto scrape out what is leftnat the end of the yearnnit's christmas!nnturn back to the future off i've seen it beforenmaybe every year and morenit's great but not againnnwhat's that burning! what's that burning! my mum shreiks downnwhile she's touching up her brownfor when the family arrivennand the red wine plummets down and we should all be in out bedsnbut it's right wing versus leftntli the wings fall off out headsnnand is this christmas?nis this christmas?nis this christmas, my dear?nnis this christmas?nis this christmas?nwhatever happened to that festive cheer?nncan you hear the sleigh bells coming around the bendnhere comes our darkest endnchristmas is herennand the ice burns up the hill until we all lose our feetnthough it never really snowsnit's more like horizontal sleetnnand is this christmas?nis this christmas?nis this christmas, my dear?nnis this christmas? (oh no it's christmas)nis this christmas? (oh no it's christmas)nwhatever happened to that festive cheer? (oh no it's christmas)nndon't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)ndon't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)ndon't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)ndon't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)ndon't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)neverybody loves christmas (oh no it's christmas)neverybody loves christmas (oh no it's christmas)neverybody lovesneverybody lovesneveryone it's christmas!