(Dr. Elmo, 1979, Dr. Elmo's Twisted Christmas)Grandma got run over by a reindeer.Walking home from our house Christmas eve.You can say there's no such thing as Santa,But as for me and grandpa we believe.She'd been drinking too much eggnog,And we begged her not to go.But she forgot her medication, and sheStaggered out the door into the snow.When we found her Christmas morning,At the scene of the attack,She had hoof-prints on her forehead,And incriminating Claus marks on her back.Now we're all so proud of grandpa,He's been taking this so well.See him in there watching football,Drinking root beer andPlaying cards with Cousin Mel.It's not Christmas without Grandma,All the family's dressed in blackAnd we just can't help but wonder:Should we open up her gifts,Or send them back?Send them back!!Now the goose is on the tableAnd the pudding made of figAnd the blue and silver candlesThat would just have matchedThe hair on grandma's wig.I've warned all myFriends and neighborsBetter watch out for yourselves,They should never give a licenseTo a man who drives a sleighAnd plays with elves
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(It Must've Been Ol') Santa Claus (It Must've Been Ol') Santa Claus 'Twas The Night Before Christmas 12 Crazy Days Of Christmas 12 Days Of A Redneck's Christmas A Baby Just Like You A Boy Is Born In Bethlehem A Christmas Carol A Day, A Day Of Glory A Different Kind Of Christmas A Great And Mighty Wonder A Marshmallow World A Visit From Saint Nicholas A Visit From St. Nicholas Adeste Fideles All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth All I Want For Christmas Is You All My Heart This Night Rejoices All Through The Night Alla Fredda Tua Capanna An Old Fashioned Christmas Angels And Shepherds Angels From The Realm Of Glory Angels We Have Heard On High Angels, From The Realms Of Glory As Lately We Watched As With Gladness, Men Of Old Astro Del Ciel Auld Lang Syne Ave Maria Away In A Manger Baby It's Cold Outside Baby It's Cold Outside Baby's First Christmas Baby's First Christmas Back Door Santa Beautiful Star Of Bethlehem Believe Bells Will Be Ringing Ben Jonson's Carol Ben Jonson's Carol Bianco Natale Birthday Of A King Blame It On The Mistletoe Blue Christmas Born On Christmas Day Break Forth, O Beauteous Heavenly Light Breath Of Heaven Brightest And Best Bring A Torch, Jeanette, Isabella C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Cantique De Noel Carol Of The Bells Caroling, Caroling Child In A Manger Children, Go Where I Send Thee Christ Is Born In Bethlehem Christians Awake Salute The Happy Morn Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) Christmas Ain't Christmas (Without The One You Lov... Christmas Ain't Christmas (Without The One Yo... Christmas At Home Christmas Canon Christmas Day Christmas Dinner Christmas Eve Christmas For Cowboys Christmas In Dixie Christmas In Hollis Christmas In Killarney Christmas Is Coming Christmas Island Christmas Just Ain't Christmas Without You Christmas Just Ain't Christmas Without You Christmas Time Is Here Christmas To Remember Christmas Without You Christmas Won't Be The Same This Year Christmas Won't Be The Same This Year Come On, Ring Those Bells Come To The Manger Come, All Ye Shepherds Davanti Al Re Deck The Halls Ding Dong! Merrily On High Dio Si E' Fatto Come Noi Dio Si E' Fatto Come Noi Do They Know It's Christmas Do They Know It's Christmas Do You Hear What I Hear? Dominick The Donkey Don't Save It All For Christmas Day Don't Save It All For Christmas Day Donde Esta Santa Claus Earth Today Rejoices Es Ist Ein Ros' Entsprungen Es Ist Ein Ros' Entsprungen Far, Far Away On Judea's Plains Far, Far Away On Judea's Plains Feliz Navidad Fermarono I Cieli First Christmas From Heaven Above To Earth I Come From Heaven High, O Angels, Come Frosty The Snowman Fum, Fum, Fum Gentle Mary Laid Her Child Give Heed My Heart Give Love On Christmas Day Glory Be To God On High Go, Tell It On The Mountain God Is Love God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen Good Christian Men, Rejoice Good King Wenceslas Grown Up Christmas List Happy Birthday Jesus Happy Holidays Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Hard Candy Christmas Hark! The Herald Angels Sing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas He Smiles Within His Cradle Here Comes Santa Claus Here We Come A-wassailing (The Wassail Song) Hey Santa Holly Jolly Christmas Holy Night Home For The Holidays Home On Christmas Day How Do I Wrap My Heart Up For Christmas Hymn For Christmas Day I Believe In Christmas I Believe In Santa Claus I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day I Only Want You For Christmas I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus I Saw Three Ships I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday I Wonder As I Wander I'll Be Home For Christmas I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm I'll Be Home For Christmas I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm If Every Day Was Like Christmas If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas Il Est Ne, Le Divin Enfant Il Natale Del Signore In Excelsis Gloria In Notte Placida In The Bleak Midwinter It Came Upon A Midnight Clear It Must Have Been The Mistletoe It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring Jesu, Joy Of Man's Desiring Jesus, Oh What A Wonderful Child Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bells Jingle, Jingle, Jingle Jolly Old Saint Nicholas Jolly Old St. Nicholas Joseph Dearest, Joseph Mine Joy To The World Last Christmas Let Earth And Heaven Combine Let It Snow! Let There Be Peace On Earth Little Christmas Tree Little Drummer Boy Little Saint Nick Little Sandy Sleighfoot Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming Love Came Down At Christmas Maker Of The Sun And Moon Mary, Did You Know? Mary's Boy Child Mary's Boy Child Mele Kalikimaka Merry Christmas Darling Merry Christmas Everybody Merry Christmas, Baby Miss You Most At Christmas Mistletoe Mistletoe And Holly Monster's Holiday Monster's Holiday Must Be Santa Nasce L'amore Nasce L'amore Ninna Nanna A Gesu' Bambino Ninna Nanna A Gesu' Bambino Noel À Paris Now The Bells Ring Nuttin' For Christmas Nuttin' For Christmas O Christmas Tree O Come Little Children O Come, All Ye Faithful O Come, O Come, Emmanuel O Holy Night O Little Town Of Bethlehem O Remember Adam's Fall O Remember Adam's Fall O Tannenbaum Oh Holy Night Old Toy Trains On Christmas Morning Once In Royal David's City Once In Royal David's City Once Upon A Christmas Over The River And Through The Woods Pat-a-pan Percy, The Puny Poinsettia Petit Papa Noel Pine Cones And Holly Berries Piva Piva Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas) Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas) Poor Mary Pretty Paper Put A Little Holiday In Your Heart Riu Riu Chiu River Rocking Around The Christmas Tree Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer Run Rudolph Run Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Silent Night Sing We Noel Star Of The East Still, Still, Still The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open ... 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