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I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas
Crestopher Dumapias

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas

On that yolly holiday

I'll go in the red like a knucklehead

Cuz I'll squander all my pay.


Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas

Shopping sure drives me berserk

On the day before, I rush in a store

Like a pure bewildered yerk.


I look at nightgowns for my wife

Those black ones trimmed in red

But I won't know her size and so

She'll get a carpet sweeper instead.


Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas

When each kid hangs up his sock

It's a time for kids to flip their lids

While their papa goes in hock.


On the night before Christmas

It's still in the house

My family is sleeping

So I'm quiet like a mouse.


I look at my watch and midnight is near

I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer

Down at the corner the crowd is so merry

I end up by drinking about 12 Tom & Yerry


I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping

When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping

They sit on my face and they yump on my belly

And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly.


They scream Merry Christmas, and my poor wife and me

We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree

My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle

I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle.


Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point

Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint

On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother

The rest of the year we don't speak to each other.


After dinner my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie

Get into an argument; they're both awful screwy

Then all my wife's family say Louie is right

And my goofy relations, they yoin in the fight.

Back in the corner the radio is playing

And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying

Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men

And yust at that moment someone slugs Uncle Ben.


They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear

Oh, I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year.


Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas

But I still have lots of fun

Yust the same as you, I enyoy it too


Merry Christmas Everyone!


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