My Granny while on her deathbed she turned and said to menWhy must you view life so morbidly?nI tried to teach you right nbut somewhere i went wrong, cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs.nn(Live version only) and those were her exact words too.(spoken)nnwhen six pole bearers put her down and laid her body in the groundnmy eyes were wet my face was very longnthe pastor said son here you are nwon't you please take this guitarnsing dear departed granny one last song.nand i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songsnHell you know that's how i get alongnthe world is full of tragedy so how can it be wrongnsinging death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.nnwell i was shopping at Hot Topic and i was walking out the doornwhen two dumb jocks came up to me they said hey fag it aint Halloween and they kicked my lipstick to the floor.nand i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songsnhell you know that's how i get alongnthe world is full of idiots so how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songsnnwell i went down to church on Sundayni sat up front in a pew nthe priest said Jesus and Mary too nson what the devil's got into younget up and sing a hymn or two.nand i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songsnyea you know that's how i get alongnthe world's full of hypocrisy and how can it be wrong nsinging death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.nnI was invited to the White housenthe president pulled me aside and he saidnson sing us a song of peace nfor those evildoers in the middle east.ni rolled my eyes and kicked this rhymeni sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songsnhell you know that's how i get alongnthe world is full of W's so how can it be wrongnsinging death death death death devil devil evil evil songsnnwell then i died and went to hellni could tell right away by the awful smell nthat this was clearly not the pearly gatesnthe devil said Come here young man,nmy wife and i are you biggest fansnso naturally i felt i had it madenwell then he reached into an iron chestnand he picked the tool that he felt was bestnand then he jabbed me in the slong nwith a pitch fork that had sharped prongsnhe turned to me and winked and sang this song.nhe sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songsnyea i know that's how you got a longni find your songs hilarious nbut now your soul's precariousnsinging your death death death death devil devil evil evil songsnnI'm just kidding kid welcome to hell, enjoy the buffet.nndeath death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songsnhell you know that's how we get alongnthe world is full of sinners so how can it be wrongnsinging death death death devil devil evil evil songs