Well, I went down to Mos Eisley for a converternHell, ya know how hot it gets on TatooinenWell then I saw that there cantinanI'll go in for an OranginanI heard it was rough but how bad could it be?nnWell I walked through the door and the music stopped--deadnAll manner of man and beasts were starin' at menSeems just one week before their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the doornAnd I guess I was the next best thing they'd seennnI lost more than my heart in that cantinanI left my manhood there on TatooinenSon, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheeknBut if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!nnI was hit over the head by ol' Han SolonI'da never guessed that pirate was a homonI woke up next to ChewbaccanI was smeared in Wookie cacanAnd what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!nnOl' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenienAnd he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenienHe pulled me into Jabba's hutnHe stared intently at my buttnAnd then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchininnI lost more than my heart in that cantinanI left my manhood there on TatooinenSon, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheeknBut if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!nnWell, a guy walked up and said My friend doesn't like you.nI said 'Sorry.'nHe said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom WaitsnAnd then some old dude who taught VadernChopped his arm off with a sabrenThat later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwwwnnI was broken on the floor beat to a stupornThen I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!nBut then my hope faded away,nI didn't know they cloned 'em gaynAnd they each took turns storm troopin' me in the poopernnI lost more than my heart in that cantinanI left my manhood there on TatooinenSon, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheeknWhich is why I still go there every week!
Cantina
Voltaire
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