Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
Voltaire
Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker!nn(Chorus)nHappy Birthday my olde friend.nIt seems this horror show will never end.nAny moment's your last breath,nHere is to another day closer to death.nnThe cake is on the table,nAnd it is awfully bright,n'Cause there's so many candles on top.nBut you are so decrepit,nYour chest so tight,nWhen you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)nnYou cannot complainnEach time you feel a pain,nThough you have arthritis and gout.n'Cause when you start kvetching,nAll your teeth fall out.nnSo have another cigarette,nHave another beer,nRaise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)nn(Chorus)nnYour skin is so worn out and old,nAll over your body it's sagging.nEspecially loose is your old caboose,nYou're dragging it behind you in a wagon.nnWell, you're an alcoholic,nAnd you're blind and deaf,nAnd you have Alzheimer's I bet.nYou're too old to remember,nBut you're too drunk to forget.nnSo have another cigarette,nHave another beer,nRaise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)nn(Chorus)nnYou're so old you smell like dust,nAnd now your bones begin to rust.nSee that face, it's full of wrinkles.nnSo have another cigarette,nHave another beer,nRaise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)nn(Chorus)
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