A Minotaur's my butler, a Cyclops my valetnA Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the waynThrough a river made of fire to a street that's paved with bonesnI got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my thronennIn the land of the deadnHeck boy, ain't it grand?nI'm the overlord of the underworldnCause I hold Horror's HandnIn the land of the deadnI'm darkside royaltynI'm far renowned in the undergroundnAnd you can't take that from mennWhoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa)nOow! Oow! Oow! Oow! Oow!nnCerberus my lap dog is loyal as can benMy bed is made of skulls; I'm in the lap of luxurynI've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi; the Gorgons think it's coolnAnd a seven-headed Hydra livin' in my swimmin' poolnnIn the land of the deadnHeck boy, ain't it grand?nI'm the overlord of the underworldnCause I hold Horror's HandnIn the land of the deadnI'm darkside royaltynI'm far renowned in the undergroundnAnd you can't take that away from mennNo you can't take that from me