Coin operated goi,nScary but it's true,nHe is not a Jew.nHe won't dance the horah,nWon't light the menorah,nAnd it's not a lie,nHe ain't even circumcised.nOi!nCoin operated goi.nnI'm not so sure that he's kosher,nDeskite what is in the brochure.nEverything he eats is wrapped in ham.nPlus he tried to pork me in the can.nnI should go and ask my Rabbi,nIf it's a sin if he and I,nDo it through a small hole in a sheet.nJust big enough to slip my kosher meat.nGroin masticated joy, oh boy!nnCoin operated goi,nCan't hang with the Moyles,nHe and got the curls.nI say we convert him.nIt ain't gonna hurt him.nWell, maybe downbelow,nHe will have to undergo,nA groin operation ploy.nnHis bris we'll perform,nTo make his schmuck deformed.nThe Moyle gets a dollar,nIf he makes him holler.nTo make his schmuck more slim,nWe'll chop off his foreskin!nGive it to the waiter.nHe'll bless it for seder.nWe'll nosh on it later.nOh I want a,nI want a,nI want a,nI want a...nfor Rosh hashanah.nA coin operated goi, oh boy!nnCoin operated goi,nScary but it's true,nHe was not a Jew.nBut honestly, no schitzvah,nHe had a Bar Mitzvah.nNow he's kosher too.nHe just like me and you,nA coin operated Jew!