Phone message: For hot girls, press zero now. And if something comes up while you're waiting, hold tight. Please wait
Phone operator: Morning, would you like to speak to a girl?
Jeff: Hello, um, I would like to have a little bit of phone sex please
Operator: what is your name?
Jeff: My name's David. I'm not being charged to talk to you am I?
Operator: No
Jeff: All right. I mean you seem like a nice guy but I thought I'd like to talk to a girl. Ha, you know?
Operator: How do you wish to pay for this?
Jeff: Well, uh, what would be my billing options, sir?
Operator: Visa, Mastercard, check
Jeff: Jack? What would Jack-
Operator: Check
Jeff: Oh, oh, check. All right. Visa, Masterc- well, I got me a Visa card, sir
Operator: Okay, what is your phone number?
Jeff: All right, well, let me find my damn Visa. You want my number, sir?
Operator: One of the girls can call you back
Jeff: Oh, I see, I see. Well, now you don't need my full name do you?
Operator: Yes I do
Jeff: Oh . . . well . . .
Operator: As well as your address
Jeff: Oh, well, see, I wouldn't want my wife to find out about this, see. She's out of town now but you know y'all wouldn't be sending me no pornographic pictures would you?
Operator: No
Jeff: Okay. See, my wife wouldn't approve of me getting into some phone sex. Now sir, can I ask you just a couple of questions about your service?
Operator: Okay, just a moment
Jeff: All right
. . . .
Jeff: Hello? Hello, sir?
Operator: Yes, hello?
Jeff: Yes? What did you say?
Operator: What is your last name?
Jeff: Oh . . . Dunkin. You're not gonna send no pornographic pictures?
Operator: What is your number?
Jeff: Well, sir, I wanted to ask you some questions about your service
Operator: Go ahead
Jeff: First, well, you see I'm, well . . . is it pretty much anything goes?
Operator: Anything you want to talk about with the girls
Jeff: Yeah, well, I got some kinda weird things I'm into though. I kinda like, uh, like, cows. Is cows okay?
Operator: Cows?
Jeff: Yeah, I'm into cows
Operator: I don't understand
Jeff: Well, it'd be like me and her and a cow
Operator: Whatever you wanna talk about, it's okay
Jeff: That's, that's beautiful. I love America. Now my wife ain't gonna find out about this is she?
Operator: No
Jeff: Because she don't know about cows
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A Baby For Pree A Baby For Pree/Glow Into You A Love That Can't Be Sold A Love That Can't Be Sold A&E Melody Angel Eyes April 18th April 1st April 8th April 8th (Demo) Arms So Real Aunt Eggma Blowtorch Avery Island/April 1st Beautiful Baby Bucket (Organ version) Candy Coated Dream Communist Daughter Conversation with Robert Schneider (Will Cullen Ha... Dead Dog (Unconfirmed Title) Digestion Machine Engine Engine Everything Is Ferris Wheel on Fire Follow Me Down Garden Head Leave Me Alone Gardenhead / Leave Me Alone Gardenhead/Leave Me Alone Ghost Going Down Heroin Bag Holland, 1945 I Hear You Breathe I Love How You Love Me I Love How You Love Me I Will Bury You In Time In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Jennifer Jew Girl King Of Carrot Flowers, Pts. 2-3 Life Is Neverending Marching Theme Message Sent Mother My Dream Girl Don't Exist My Dreamgirl Don't Exist Naomi Neutral Milk Hotel Now I'm Going Down Oh Comely Oh Sister Rubby Bulbs (Live) Sailing Through Say Goodnight She Did A Lot Of Acid Sleepytime Smile for Me Snow Song Pt. 1 Snow Song Pt. One Snow Song, Pt1 Someone Is Waiting Song Against Sex Tea Time The Fool The King Of Carrot Flowers Part One The King Of Carrot Flowers Pt. One The King Of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three The King Of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three The King of Carrot Flowers, Pt. 1 Three Peaches Tuesday Moon Two Headed Boy Two-Headed Boy Two-Headed Boy Two-Headed Boy Part 2 Two-Headed Boy Pt. Two Two-Headed Boy, Pt. 2 Untitled Where You'll Find Me Now Wishful Eyes Wood Guitar World of Wild Beards Story Worms in the Wind You've Passed
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