I came home today and you had rearranged all the furniture.n And you had changed your name.n And I’d never seen you wear that pin-striped shirt before.n And then I realized, I was in the wrong house.nnIn this picture, there’s a big blank piece of paper and I’m saying: Sign it.nGo ahead. It’s blank. What have you got to lose?nAnd the sun’s coming up and you still haven’t signed it and I keep saying:nSign it. Sign it.nnI’m going to draw a picture and I’m going to put in an eight-lane superhighway and I’m going to draw you on it in an old jalopy.nAnd then I’m going to draw a whole fleet of Mack trucks bareling along the highway with their brights on.nAnd then I’m going to draw a flat tire on the jalopy and then I’m going to draw the whole jalopy in X-ray to show that you’ve got no gas.nnHe said: You can take my money. You can take my life.nYou can take my gun. You can take my wife.nBut just make sure that when you do--you take grandma too.nnHey! That sounds great! That sounds really good!nJust don’t put my name on it, OK?nTake my name off it, all right?nWish they all could be California girls.