Having Kids Is Easy
Classified

[Intro: Classified & Samples]

Alright

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother

Give me a sec

No one said having kids is easy


[Verse 1]

Alright kids, settle down

Run into the other room

Daddy needs a couple minutes

No more comin' the booth

Shit it's hard to raise kids, sorry, shouldn't swear

Well, not around the youngins'

They'll repeat what they hear

How come ever since I had kids life switched up

Now I gotta watch over my shoulder when I twist up

I can't even smoke in my own house, it's tough

I'm trying to stay positive but sometimes kids suck

I'm trying to get 'em on a schedule

Come on, eat your vegetables don't throw them on the floor please

I need a break and the wife need a date

But we fall asleep at eight reading bed time stories

I should be going out, supposed to be a rap star

Instead I'm home, watching Frozen and Madagascar

Cars or Babar, some other crap I don't really want to watch

My whole social life is falling off

Thanks kids

What? I ain't bought enough for you?

You want to cry for something new, here's a handkerchief

And if you keep it up, don't think I won't spank a kid

I don't know if I can handle this

Man I was living the dream


[Chorus 1: Classified & Samples]

Then I woke up, up, up

I heard the baby crying in the other room

Screaming and cryin'

I'm tryna sleep

Then I woke up, up

I'm at my whits end, about to loose it

If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother

If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother

Daddy and my mother

Daddy and my mother

Never said having kids was easy

Word to my daddy and my mother

My daddy and my mother


[Verse 2]

Man, I'm trying to stay confident

But I think I'm finally loosing it

Lord please help me, I'm praying to the crucifix

Weed makes me calm but gotta smoke outdoors

And can't watch porn on my home computer no more

Cause pop-ups will pop-up, and I ain't havin' that

Used to have patience with kids


Now I'm lackin' that

No, no more questions I thought I made this shit clear

Kids were not there yet, we'll be there when we get there

Now sit down

These kids always diss me

I bought a couch last week, they wrecked a couch week this week

Takin' home for dinner because they say they're hungry

Barely eat a thing, what a fucking waste of money

Sorry I'm still cursing, look what they makin' of me

I want the last slice

They always take it from me

So it's all about them now yeah, not about me

daddy are you dying?

No I'm not, now get out please

I'm tryin' to work so I can pay for that shirt you're growing out of

Baby that's my motive

I take the good with the bad

That's what change will bring

It's tough to being a good dad but wouldn't change a thing

My life's a dream



[Chorus: Classified & Samples]

Then I woke up, up, up

I heard the baby crying in the other room

Screaming and cryin'

So I got up I can't leave her in the other room

Screaming and cryin'

I'm at my whits end, about to loose it

If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother

If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother

Daddy and my mother

Daddy and my mother

Never said having kids was easy

Word to my daddy and my mother

My daddy and my mother

Never said having kids was easy


[Interlude]

I'm just playing

I love my kids, I just need some sleep though

It's pretty bad when you got to go on tour to get sleep

It's not even just my kids man, it's my boys kids

I never to get to hangout with my friends anymore

Let your parents come out


[Outro: Classified & Samples]

I can't watch what I want to watch on TV

Can't play any of my old rap CD's

And every movie that we watch is PG

Never said having kids was easy

Never said having kids was easy

Never said having kids was easy


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