Want Ad Reader
The New Breed
Want ad reader
He was looking in the classifieds to see what he could find
But the ad that caught his eye was in the personal line
Said I'm lonely and the only girl in town without a guy
If you're single, wanna mingle, write box 2-5
Want ad reader
Go ahead and reply
Well she said she was a beauty queen, a terrible lie
He said I'm straight and handsome, what a crooked reply
He made the date and looked at her and thought he'd been had
Then he took off screaming, no more reading classified ads
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About to blow his mind
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He said one day I think I'm gonna try it again
So he read and checked the column headed Help Wanted Man
It said, If you're all alone and wanna get a good wife
I'm young and need a man to share my personal life
Want ad reader
Go and give it a try
He called and told her that he'd meet her Saturday night
But he thought about the last time what a terrible fright
So he broke the date because he knew she had to be bad
'cause only losers advertise in classified ads
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About to lose his mind
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Attention Reader - Pencey Prep
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Didn't I - AQUA
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Soily - Wings
No one - Peacock Affect
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Thinkin' Man's Nightmare - Nazareth
Ad Te Ad Altare - O Quam Tristis
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Automatic (Single) - Danny Fernandes
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The Card - Petula Clark
Achtung - William Control
Dreamer - Ben Kessler
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Communication - G. Love & Special Sauce
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For Our Elegant Caste - Of Montreal
Ya Salam - Nancy Ajram
Aruanda - Astrud Gilberto
Medusa - Ataraxia
Earth A.D. - MISFITS
Earth A.d. - Earth Crisis
EARTH AD - Misfits
Occhi Aperti - Gianna Nannini
Commerciality - Xtc
It's Been Very Hard - Yoko Ono
It's Been Very Hard - Yoko Ono
Bradley Bear - Holiday Shores
Thinkin' Man's Nightmare - Nazareth
Palm Reader Two - Soft Skills
Reader Meet Author - Morrissey
Daddy's Girl - Jack Strange
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Mannequin - Culture Club
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Ad Posthumum - Argentum
7 Baboker - David Donatien
Rock And Roll Readers - Sesame Street
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Per Aspera Ad Aspera - ASP
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Ad Infinitum - This Is Hell
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Ad Nauseam - Ulcerate
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Ad Absurdum - Arcturus
Ad Astra - Arcturus
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Ad Astra - Deerhunter
Babylon AD - Cradle Of Filth
Ad Victoriam - Ensiferum
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Tarfur - Quarashi
Raver's Spesh - Rusko
Dixit Virgile (Ad. Libitum) - Michel Sardou
Ad Ogni Costo - Vasco Rossi
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Intro - B Rich
Intro - B Rich
A Volte Il Cuore - ANDREA BOCELLI
Come To Paradise - Diabolos In Musika
Pachad - Yael Naim
Doorknob - sex kitchen love cooks
The Glendalough Saint - Dubliners
Salvami - Moda
Rising - Yoko Ono
Schmack! - Steriogram
The Fifth Heaven - Emma Shapplin
Home For Christmas - Danity Kane
7 Baboker - Yael Naim
Miracula Aeternitatis - Cirque Du Soleil
Ad Sof Ha-Ssman - Dana International
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Cominciamo Ad Amarci - Perry Como
Altre F.D.V. - Bluvertigo
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Sinéad - Within Temptation
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Afer Ventus - Enya
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L'eccezione - Carmen Consoli
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Abaelard - Qntal
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Want It - Danity Kane
Faith Healer - Shonen Knife
I Guess Were Falling Out - Queen
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Thug - AD & Sorry Jaynari
N 2 Da Music - Brandy
L'acrobata - Angelo Branduardi
Progress - Ad
Zion - Ad
Give It To Me - AD
Nosey - AD
Wide Open - AD
PIA (Pigs In America) - AD
Freak In The Jeep - AD
Take Us To The Water - Ad
New Age Blues - Ad
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Side Talkin - AD
Juice (Remix) - AD
Compton - AD
You Know What It Is - AD
Tap In - AD
Lament - Libera
