Bachelor Boy/When Gary Married Melanie
Toy Dolls
When I was young my father said Son I have something to say,and what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, Son you are a bachelor boyand that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy:-huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boyA happy ba-che-lor was he,But he ain't no more gone is GarryAs he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called melanieWho's that then - GarrySlouched on the couch with that cow,There ain't any doubt there's no escapeNow off his head, concertedInstead he wed, Melanie[Chorus]He said, I only wanted to stayBut the silly sucker, drained his life awayI only wanted to beand he took no notice of meand it's all over now -huh- for GarryThe bag nagged/asked to have a kidThe most * that Garry ever didStuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th butt called Melanie[Chorus][Guitar Bit]Off his head, off his *Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie[Chorus]
Related Songs
Bachelor Boy [Film Version] - Cliff Richard
Bachelor Boy - Cliff Richard
Bachelor Boy - Cliff Richard & the Shadows
Bachelor Boy - The Shadows
Bachelor Boy [Alternate Take] - Cliff Richard
I'm a Bachelor - The Temptations
Hearts & Crosses - Heavenly
Bachelor Party Hoedown - Whose Line Is It Anyways?
A Married Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.
STEVE BAYLOR*...
Born to Be a Bachelor - Gaelic Storm
I Nearly Married A Human (2) - Gary Numan
Around The World - Chapman Gary
I'll Be a Bachelor Til I Die - Hank Williams
I'll Be A Bachelor Till I Die - Hank Thompson
I'll Be A Bachelor Till I Die - Hank Williams Jr.
I'll Be A Bachelor Till I Die - Hank Thompson
I'll Be A Bachelor Till I Die...
I'll Be A Bachelor 'Til I Die - Hank Williams
I'll Be A Bachelor 'till I Die - Hank Williams
I'll Be A Bachelor Till I Die - Hank Williams
I'll Be A Bachelor Till I Die - Hank Williams, Jr.
I'll Be A Bachelor 'till I Die...
I Nearly Married a Human [instrumental]...
Things Can Only Get Better - Freddie Gibbs
Bachelor - Cyhi Da Prynce
This Boy [DVD] - Franz Ferdinand
Schadenfreude - Rick Lyon
This Boy - Franz Ferdinand
Gary And Melissa - King Missile
MELANIE - Donna Summer
Melanie - ToTo
Big Homie - Diddy
G.I. Pride - Freddie Gibbs
One More Day - ChoColat
Johnny Boy - Gary Moore
Melanie in the White Coat - The Boggs
Intro - Melanie Fiona
Melanie - Puhdys
Death Of A Bachelor - Panic At The Disco
Gary Indiana - Music Man
Death of a Bachelor - Panic! At the Disco
Bachelor Pad - Bow Wow and Omarion
Melanie - TV Girl
Bachelor Pad - Lil' Bow Wow
Bachelor Pad - Omarion
Bachelor Pad - Bow Wow & Omarion
Bachelor Pad - Bow Wow
Soul Boy - Melanie C
Melanie - Missing Link
Cecil (Life Goes On) - Chapman Gary
Gary Glitter - The Methadones
Bachelor Kisses - Radio Dept
Amateur At Love (Remix) - Karl Wolf
ATTRACTIVE FEMALE WANTED - Rod Stewart
A Boy Called Alice - Boy George
Bachelor Kisses - The Radio Dept.
Married To The Game - The Game
Dating Game - Handsome Boy Modeling School
The Hypnotist - Adam Sandler
The Hypnotist - Adam Sandler
The Hypnotist - Adam Sandler
Life - Elvis Presley
Married To - Game
Melanie - Céline Dion
Melanie - Georges Brassens
Melanie - Weird Al Yankovic
Melanie - Deftones
Melanie - Guster
Garys Song - Spongebob Squarepants
Gary's Song - spongebob squarepants
Where's Gary? - Spongebob Squarepants
Revolution Part 2 - Butthole Surfers
Gray Gilmore's Eyes - Die Toten Hosen
Gray Gilmore's Eyes - Die Toten Hosen
'til A Woman Comes Along - Chris Janson
Hey Lolly Lolly - Woody Guthrie
Girl Next Door Went a 'Walking - Elvis Presley
Girl Next Door Went A'walking - Elvis Presley
Girl Next Door Went A'walking - Elvis Presley
Girl Next Door Went A'walking - Presley Elvis
Syndrome - ChoColat
Gary, Indiana/The Wells Fargo Wagon...
The Wind Cries Mary (Featuring Melanie Fiona)...
Operate On Me - Lil Wayne
Let It Rain - Katy B
Oh Come Emmanuel (Matt Carter feat. Melanie Studle...
When Emily Cries - Television Personalities
I Wanna Be Married - Melinda Schneider
Parade - Amelle Berrabah
Faith In Love - Reba Mcentire
Wake Up Everybody - John Legend
We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Matt Carter feat. M...
Gruesome Gary - Down by Law
Billy - Keith Urban
Married To The Game - Game
Bachelor Degree Burn - Baptists
The Married Men - The Roches
Operate On Me - Lil' Wayne
Bachelor - Baxter Dury
Gary the Green Nosed Reindeer - MC Lars
One Drink Down - Gerry Rafferty
The Water - Colin Macintyre
Gary Gilmore’s Eyes - TV Smith
The Trees They Grow So High - Sarah Brightman
The trees they grow so high - Brightman Sarah
Gary the Green Nose Reindeer - MC Lars
Melanie Still Hurts - Icicle Works
Bonnie Boy Is Young - Judy Collins
True Confession - Fats Domino
I Married A Martian - Sparks
Drama - BLACKSTREET
Melanie Davis [*] - Supergrass
Melanie Davis - Supergrass
I'm A Rake And Ramblin' Boy...
Bookeeta - Criteria
Gary, Indiana 1959 - Dave Alvin
Fallout With Your Makeout Boy - The Legion of Doom
Best Place Pon Earth - Vybz Kartel
Mr. Important - Bis
Often - Robbie Williams
Goin' Back Home - Lightnin' Hopkins
Goin Back Home - Lightnin' Hopkins
Goin' Back Home - Lightnin' \rHopkins
Rake And Rambling Boy - Joan Baez
A Bachelor for Baden Powell...
The Money Song - John Tartaglia
Love That Girl - Chapman Gary
Chunky Chunky Air Guitar - Whitlams
Misery - Lloyd Banks
Slip Away (with Gary Valenciano)...
Slip Away (with Gary Valenciano)...
Waterpark Bachelorette - Destrage
The Ballad Of Gary Hart - John Denver
Do You Swear to Tell the Truth, the Whole Truth an...
The Truth - Amanda Palmer
Do You Swear To Tell the Truth, The Whole Truth & ...
Paper Bunny - Del Reeves
Are You Still Alone - Play N Skillz
Melanie Still Hurts - The Icicle Works
Marriage, Movies, Madonna And Mick - Bette Midler
Hey, Boy! Hey, Girl! - Louis Prima
Sticks N' Bars - I Got You On Tape
Gary\'s Got A Boner - Replacements
Gary's Got A Boner - The Replacements
Drama - Blackstreet F/ Terrell Phillips & S. Gary
Gary (feat. Gary Burton & Julian Lage) ...
Steak And Eggs - Guided By Voices
Big Homie - PUFF DADDY
Strong Enough - Spice Girls
I've Been Married (just As Long As You Have)...
Get Personal - Marcos Hernandez
The Bachelor And The Bride - The Decemberists
The Bachelor And The Bride - Colin Meloy
Don't Count Me Out - Gerry Rafferty
Lights Out - Los Lobos
Astronaut Down - Chroma Key
Big Chance - Patty Loveless
No Monsters In Me - Blur
Fly High - Shaggy
Melanie and Jennifer and Melanie - Destroyer
Bachelor in Paradise - Ann-Margret
Drama/Misery Interlude - Blackstreet
Drama - Blackstreet F/ Terrell Phillips % S. Gary
Misery - Blackstreet
Misery Interlude - Blackstreet
Gary's Got A Boner - Replacements
Wake Up & Roar, Bachelor God...
Life in a Bachelor Studio - Degiheugi
The Foggy Dew - Tim O'Brien
Foggy, Foggy Dew - Burl Ives
Foggy Foggy Dew - Marty Robbins
The Foggy Dew - Greg Brown
The Foggy Foggy Dew - Marty Robbins
I Sing For Joy - Don Williams
It's You Love - Beausoleil
Melanie Flury...
Melanie (Acoustic) - Guster
Melanie [Instrumental] - Puhdys
Ballad Of The Last Five Years - The Guess Who
Halfway To Heaven - Archer Tasmin
Life in a Bachelor Studio feat. Ghostown...
19/2000 (Scary Backwards Version) - Gorillaz
Gary's Girl (live Session) - Tori Amos
Don't Count Me Out - Gerry Rafferty
Forever - Dirt Nasty & Smoov-E
Gary's Song - American Music Club
Yellow Balloon - Twin Shadow
Blue Ghost Blues - Walter Davis
Big Homie - Diddy
He's Young but He's Growing - Cara Dillon
The Boy Next Door - The Secrets
TEXAS RUBY - A.j. Croce
Foggy Foggy Dew - Roger Whittaker
OMG - Karylle
No Monsters in Me [*] - Blur
Sweet Jesus - Chapman Gary
When We Get Married - 1910 Fruitgum Company
Dodo - Davido
Gary Numan's Porsche - Fatima Mansions