Gary the Green Nose Reindeer
MC Lars

In a magical land, in a magical townnSanta and his magic elves are hanging aroundnbuiding magical toys for boys and girlsnto deliever to the world and bring christmas joynthe reindeer and snug in their snow-covered stablenwhile Santa puts turkey on the dinner tablenbut a mile away, huddled in the snownGary sits scared as the artic winds blownalone, on his own, forgotten and lostnsurviving on roots and the permafrostndreams of joining Santa's team filled Gary's headnand he'd walk by the stable nwhen they had all gone to bednhe'd tap on the glass, the reindeer would laughncutting Gary's self-esteem painfully in halfnhe was Rudolph's half-brother, unplanned, unwanted,nby his father's indiscretionsnhe would be forever hauntednnGary the green nose reindeer, reindeernwas of unexpected birthnbut one year he saved Christmas nand he proved to them his worth nall of the other reindeer, reindeernused to laugh and make him crynthey never let poor Gary, Garynfly with them up in the skynnin a big dark castle, on the other side of townnOsama Bin Laden was wearing a frownnwith a bat on his shoulder, decked in a black capenhe devised a new plan to make America shakenhe said, i'll destroy Christmas, here's what i'll do:ni'll kidnap poor Rudolph as 9/11 part 2nthe west will quake when their holiday is gonenthen i'll rule the world, like my name was Exxonnhe snuck into the stable, so he could stealnRudolph and he left in his jihad mobilenSanta found out the news and he said oh, dear,nRudolphs gone, there will be no christmas this yearnthe elves began to cry and the sky turned greynthen Gary heard the sobs walking by that daynhe shared Rudolph's DNA and had something to saynhe said i can guide your sleighnand make everything oknnSanta said, who are you?nGary said, i'm Rudolph's half brother, nyou can tell 'cause my nose is green, instead of rednSanta said, whatever, just put on this harnessnnso then one happy Chirstmas evenSanta came to say, saynGary, with your nose so greennwon't you guide my Christmas sleigh?nthen all the reindeer loved him, loved him nand they shouted out hurray!nGary the green nose reindeer, reindeernthanks for saving Christmas daynAnd the toys were delivered across the worldnbringing Christmas joy to every boy and girlnOsama was fed up and let Rudolph gonand the brothers reunited in the north pole snownRudolph said, hey Gary, i'm sorry we laughed nand left you forgotten, like president Taftnwe know it made you cry, we're sorry we were meannwe'd like you to join our reindeer teamnand that is how Christmas got its colorsnfrom the red and green nosesnof the reindeer brothersnyou may see them flying high on Christmas evenbringing gifts to little kids like Stacy and Stevenand Dennis and Cindy and Claire and LouisenPlaystation 2s and Greenday cdsnbut nada for Osama as they say in espanolnno Gamecubes in his stockingnnow Santa brings him coalnnGary the green nose reindeer, reindeernwas of unexpected birthnbut one year he saved Christmas nand he proved to them his worth nall of the other reindeer, reindeernused to laugh and make him crynthey never let poor Gary, Garynfly with them up in the skynnso then one happy Christmas eve nSanta came to say, saynGary, with your nose so greennwon't you guide my Christmas sleigh?nthen all the reindeer loved him, loved him nand they shouted out hurray!nGary the green nose reindeer, reindeernthanks for saving Christmas daynn

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