See there was Ashley,nShe caught my eye the second that she passed menI kissed her oncenThen she started to harass menShe called all night longnI had to buy a brand new phonennAnd let me seenThere was MelanienTo have a mouth like that should be a felonynWouldn't believe half the shit that she was telling menI mean dirty vocabnShe used to talk like she was grownnnAnd after that was TiffanynThe one with the cute cousinnAre you kiddin' me?nShe had a mannBut that didn't mean shit to menHe tryed to catch us all the timenBut I was just to god damn smoothnnAnd I can't forget to mention CarrienBut that situation quickly got scarynCause after 2 days she's Like lets get married!nCan you believe that shit?nI had to pack my bags and move!nn1 2 3 4nWhere is your boy tonight? nI hope he is a gentleman.nWhere is your boy tonight? nI hope he is a gentleman.nMaybe he won't find out (2x)nnI'll always remember MonicanThe jewish chicknShe'd always give me gifts for ChanukkahnTo met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yhomicanBut she looked so dam goodnShe almost made my ass convertnnAnd after that there was LisanYou know he had a twin sister, TeresanI bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizzanThe greatest night of my lifenSchleps the rock that kill two birdsnnAnd there was EricanShe had the stankinest breath in North America,nI tryed to slip her tic tacsnBut they were scared of hernAnd when we made outnI always had to plug my nosennAnd I supose your know the sisternShoot, I swear by hand and GodnI only kissed hernI gotta foot fetishnBut she gotta lota blistersnI mean hammer time feetnYou think she had dead bugs for toesnnWhere is your boy tonight? nI hope he is a gentleman.nWhere is your boy tonight? nI hope he is a gentleman.nMaybe he won't find out (2x)nnRemember Catherine?nShe talked so muchnI used to make her bring me aspirinnBla, bla bla blanI'm doin fine thanks for askinnI even tryed to make a muzzlenBut her mouth would just not quitennOh ShitnRemember ShuananI hate to bring her up againnI didn't want hernThat girl I talked aboutnIn that girls a dog songnYea the poster girl from paxilnAlmost made me lose my gripnnAnd oh shitnThere was KrystalnThe meth headnShe used to sniff like a fist fullnOne time she chased me down thr street with a pistolnShe tryed to say I took her stashnShe bugged out and tryed to kill my assnnAnd at last we got KimmynShe went abroadnCame backnAnd broke up with menAnd so I ripped up all them letter that she sent menI cried for like 3 daysnThen it was back to my evil waysnnWhere is your boy tonight? nI hope he is a gentleman.nWhere is your boy tonight? nI hope he is a gentleman.nMaybe he won't find out (2x)n