You Don't Have To Be a Prostitute
Flight of the Conchords

Oh oh

It's a cold night

Beneath the street lights

There's a man whose pants are too tight

Oh no, his pants are too tight

(My pants are too tight!)

He stands there

An empty stare

Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home

He'll have to walk home tonight

(Don't have enough for the ride)

The streets are cruel

He tries to act cool

He goes to work with only his work tool

You can put away your tool, Jermaine!

You don't have to be a Prostitute

No no no no no

You can say no to being a man-ho

A male gigalow

You don't have to be a Prostitute

No no no no no

You can say no to being a night-looker, a boy-hooker a rent-boy bro-ho

He cannot see his way out

(I cannot my way out)

He can't see his way out

(Male prostitution seems to be my only option)

He can't see his way out

(I cannot see my way out)

He can't see his way out

No no no no no

He's selling cheap thrills

To pay expensive bills

But check your resume

You must have some other skills

Do you have any other skills

Like typing?

They see him, wanting to please them

Wanting to play him, but they don't even pay him

Oh no no

They don't think he's worth it at all

Though they are no one

He tries to bring them home

Maybe it'd be OK if he lived alone

Ooh you have a roommate, Jermaine

Don't bring them home

You don't have to be a prostitute

No no no no no

You can say no to being a man-ho

A male gigalo

You don't have to be a prostitute

No no no no no

You can say no to being a night-looker,

A boy-hooker a rent-boy bro-pro


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