Sugalumps
Flight of the Conchords

(Let me tell ya)

I see you girls

Checkin' out my trunks

I see you girls

Checkin' out the front of my trunks

I see you girls

Lookin' at my junk

Then checkin' out my rump

Then back to my sugalumps

When I shake it, I shake it all up

You probably think that my pants have the mumps

It's just my sugalumps, bump-ba-bumps

They look so good

That's why I keep 'em in the front

All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps

They drive the ladies crazy

All these bitches

Checkin' out my britches

Put 'em in a trance

When I wear track pants

My dungarees

Make them hungry

Send 'em over the moon

When I don pantaloons

My sugalumps are two of a kind

Sweet and white and highly refined

Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery

To steal a feel of my family jewelry

My cannonballs cause a kerfuffle

The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle

If you party with the Party Prince

You get two complimentary after-dinner mints

Girsl surround me when I'm stading on teh stoop

Givin' me gifts like, free chicken soup

Book tokens, free chicken soup

Standing on teh corner going, uhmst uhmst

uhmst uhmst

uhmst uhmst

We see you girls

Checkin' out our trunks

We see you girls

Checkin' out the front of our trunks

We see you girls

Lookin' at our junk

Checkin' out our rumps

Then back to our sugalumps

Chillin' at my store

Doin' my thing

When in walks a guy

With his dick in a sling

I'm like, Holy shit!

What's happened to you?

He said,

How much will you give for the family jewels?

I said, Ten bucks.

He said, No way!

Ten bucks and a Frisbee

He said, Okay.

Then I took his sugalumps

And put 'em up in a display

And sold them as hacky-sacks

Later that day

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps

Sweet sugalumps,

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps

Sweet sugalumps, yeah


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