Bret You Got It Goin On
Flight of the Conchords

Hey there, Bret

I see you looking down

Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown

Just because I get more women than you

Well, that's only because they don't know you like I do.

Sure, you're weedy and kinda shy

But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy.

They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay.

Just hear me out when I say,

Bret, you got it goin' on

The ladies get to know your sexuality

When they get to know your personality.

I said, Bret, you got it goin' on.

Not in a gay way

Just in a hey, mate,

I want to say that you're looking okay, mate.

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy

That he thinks his booty is fly?

Not all the time, obviously

Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem

Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable

Because you're bumpable

Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable

If I say you've got a boom-ow-ow

Come on, Bret

Help me out now

Bret you got it goin' on.

(I got it goin' on)

That's the conclusion that I've come to

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

Bret, you've got it goin' on

(got it goin' on)

No doubt about it

We'd be getting crazy

If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

Oooh, if one of us was a lady

And I was your man, if I was your man

Well, sometimes it gets lonely

And I need a woman

And then I imagine you with some bosoms

In fact, one time when we were touring

And I was really lonely

And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel

I put a wig on you when you were sleeping

Put a wig on you

Ooh ooh ooh

And I just laid there and spooned you

Bret, you've got it goin' on

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