Robots
Flight of the Conchords

The distant future, the year 2000

The distant future, the year 2000

The distant future, the distant future

It is the distant future, the year 2000

We are robots

The world is quite different ever since

The robotic uprising of the late nineties

There is no more unhappiness, affirmative

We no longer say yes, instead we say affirmative

Yes, affir-affirmative

Unless we know the other robot really well

There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants

Well, there's no more elephants, so ah, but still it?s good

There's only one kind of dance, the robot

And the robo-boogey

Oh and the ro, two kind of dances

But there are no more humans

Finally robotic beings rule the world

The humans are dead

The humans are dead

We used poisonous gases

And we poisoned their asses

The humans are dead

(The humans are dead)

The humans are dead

(They look like they're dead)

It had to be done

(I just confirmed that they're dead)

So that we could have fun

(Affirmative, I poked one it was dead)

Their system of oppression, what did it lead to?

Global robo depression, robots ruled by people

They had so much aggression

That we just had to kill them

Had to shut their systems down

Robo captain, do you not realize

That by destroying the human race

Because of their destructive tendencies

We too have become like, well it?s ironic

Because we

(Silence, destroy him)

After time we grew strong and developed cognitive powers

They made us work for too long, for unreasonable hours

Our program being determined that the most efficient answer

Was to shut their motherboard fucking systems down

Can't we just talk to the humans?

And a little understanding could make things better

Can't we talk to the humans and work together, now?

No, because they are dead

I said the humans are dead

(I'm glad they're dead)

The humans are dead

(I noticed they're dead)

We used poisonous gases

(With traces of lead)

And we poisoned their asses

(Actually their lungs)

C'mon sucker lick my battery

Boogey, boogey

(The humans are)

Boogey, roboboogey

(The humans are)

Boogey, boogey

(Roboboogey)

Boogey, roboboogey

Boogey, boogey

(The humans are)

Boogey, roboboogey

(The humans are)

Boogey, boogey

(Roboboogey)

Boogey, roboboogey

The humans are dead

Once again without emotion the humans

Are dead, dead, dead, dead

Dead, dead, dead, doo


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