Mrs. Lovett:(Spoken) A customer!Wait!What's your rush? What's your hurry?You gave me such a --Fright, I thought you was a ghost!Half a minute, can'tcher sit!Sit you down, sit!All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks!Did you come here for a pie, sir?Do forgive me if me head's a little vague --Ugh! What is that?But you think we had the plague!From the way that peopleKeep avoiding --No you don't!Heaven knows I try, sir!Ick!But there's no one comes in even to inhale!Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?Mind you, I can't hardly blame them!These are probably the worst pies in London!I know why nobody cares to take them,I should know,I make them,But good? No!The worst pies in London,Even that's polite!The worst pies in London,If you doubt it, take a bite!Is that just disgusting?You have to concede it!It's nothing but crusting!Here, drink this, you'll need it!The worst pies in London...And no wonder with the price of meatWhat it isWhen you get itNeverThought I'd live to see the dayMen'd think it was a treatFindin' poorAnimalsWot are dyin' in the street!Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop!Does a business but I notice something weird.Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared!Have to hand it to her --Wot I callsEnterprisePoppin' pussies into pies!Wouldn't do in my shop!Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick!And I'm tellin' you, them pussycats is quick!No denying times is hard, sirEven harder than the worst pies in London!Only lard and nothing more --Is that just revolting,All greasy and gritty?It looks like it's molting,And tastes like,Well, pityA woman alone,With limited wind,And the worst pies in London!Ah, sir, times is hard,Times is hard!
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