A Little Priest
Sweeney Todd

Seems a downright shame
Shame?
Seems an awful waste
Such a nice, plump frame

Wot's his name has
Had
Has
Nor it can't be traced

Business needs a lift
Debts to be erased
Think of it as thrift as a gift
If you get my drift, no?

Seems an awful waste
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is? When you get it
If you get it, hah
Good, you got it

Take for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop
Business never better using only pussycats and toast
And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste

Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
Well, it does seem a waste
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always, it's an idea

Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know
How delectable, also undetectable
Think about it

Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave
Won't they?
Think of all them pies

How choice
How rare

For what's the sound of the world out there?
What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?

Those crunching noises pervading the air
Yes, Mr. Todd, yes, Mr. Todd
Yes, all around
It's man devouring man, my dear
And then who are we to deny it in here?

These are desperate times
Mrs. Lovett and desperate measures are called for
Here we are, now, hot out of the oven
What is that?

It's priest, have a little priest
Is it really good? Sir, it's too good, at least
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh
So it's pretty fresh

Awful lot of fat only where it sat
Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
'Ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest

Heavenly
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps
But then again
Not as bland as curate, either

And good for business too
Always leaves you wantin' more
Trouble is
We only get it on Sundays

Lawyer's rather nice
If it's for a price
Order something else, though to follow
Since no one should swallow it twice

Anything that's lean
Well then, if you're British and loyal
You might enjoy Royal Marine
Anyway, it's clean

Though of course it tastes of wherever it's been
Is that squire on the fire?
Mercy, no sir, look closer
You'll notice it's grocer

Looks thicker, more like vicar
No, it has to be grocer, it's green

The history of the world, my love
Save a lot of graves
Do a lot of relatives favors
Is those below serving those up above

Everybody shaves
So there should be plenty of flavors
How gratifying for once to know
That those above will serve those down below

Now let's see, here we've got tinker
Something pinker
Tailor? Paler, Butler? Subtler
Potter? Hotter, Locksmith?

Lovely bit of clerk
Maybe for a lark

Then again there's sweep
If you want it cheap
And you like it dark
Try the financier, peak of his career

That looks pretty rank
Well, he drank, it's a bank
Cashier, never really sold
Maybe it was old
Have you any Beadle?

Next week, so I'm told
Beadle isn't bad till you smell it and
Notice 'ow, well, it's been greased
Stick to priest

Now then, this might be a little bit stringy
But then of course it's fiddle player
No, this isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player
'Ow can you tell? It's piping hot then blow on it first

The history of the world, my sweet
Oh, Mr. Todd, ooh, Mr. Todd
What does it tell?
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat

And, Mr. Todd, too, Mr. Todd
Who gets to sell
But fortunately, it's also clear
That, but everybody goes down well with beer

Since marine doesn't appeal to you
'Ow about rear admiral?
Too salty, I prefer general
With or without his privates? 'With' is extra

What is that? It's fop
Finest in the shop
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top

And I've just begun
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily
Have one, put it on a bun
Well, you never know if it's going to run

Try the friar
Fried, it's drier
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy

Then actor, that's compacter
Yes, and always arrives overdone
I'll come again
When you have judge on the menu

Wait, true, we don't have judge yet
But we've got something you might fancy even better
What's that? Executioner

Have charity towards the world, my pet
Yes, yes, I know, my love
We'll take the customers that we can get
High-born and low, my love

We'll not discriminate great from small
No, we'll serve anyone
Meaning anyone
And to anyone at all


  Purchase "A Little Priest"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "A Little Priest" Video   Play Spotify "A Little Priest" Song   View Wikipedia "A Little Priest" Entry   Receive Emails for Future Sweeney Todd Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "A Little Priest"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by Sweeney Todd

Related Songs

  A Little Priest - Stephen Sondheim  Hight Priest of Rhythmic Noise - Cheap Trick  High Priest Of Rhythmic Noise - Cheap Trick  With The Gleam Of The Torches - Samael  Hymns Of The Unholy - Dead Jesus  The Church - Nightmare  The Ritual - Destruction  Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers  Priest - Unit  Priest - J Church  Priest - Kaihoro  Priest - Stephen Lynch  Hip Priest - Fall  For Better or Worse - The Temptations  HIP PRIEST - The Fall  Perfect Song - Shaggy  Only A Priest - A Covenant Of Thorns  Perfect Song - Maxi Priest - Shaggy  Son In Law - Big Heavy Stuff  Bad, Bad Dreams - Tim Kasher  Dani Califonia - Red Hot Chili Peppers  Excalibur - Killah Priest  The Cruzifixus - Anus Dei - Belphegor  F.F.A.P. - Here We Go Magic  Sell Me Yo Soul - Esham  Bestial Devotion - Samael  You Pray To Nothing - Aeon  Ca Ira - Act I - Scene 3: The Grievances of the Pe...  Depths of Deceit - Amoeba  The Professional - Killah Priest  Biblewhore - Aeon  Heat Of The Moment - Killah Priest  Dio, Priest, Maiden - Aneurysm  Rex Nemorensis (Part I: Rex Nemorensis, Part II: T...  Blessed By The Priest - Aeon  The Ballad Of Frankie Lee And Judas Priest...  When I'm Writing - Killah Priest  Father Peter: the Pedophile Priest - Spit  Robbery [Remix] - Killah Priest  Crackin' Up - Jesus and Mary Chain  High Priest Of Love - Zodiac Mindwarp  cracking up - Jesus and Mary Chain  Priest Of The Unholy - Yngwie Malmsteen  Jesus Must Die - Jesus Christ Superstar  Big New Prinz - The Fall  NEW BIG PRINZ - The Fall  New Big Prinz - Fall  Secrets - Zutons  Secrets - The Zutons  Take to the Sky (Russia) - Tori Amos  Last Rites - Mercyful Fate  Places I've Been - Killah Priest  Donkey Freedom (Theme From Poolboy)...  All Seeing Eye - Pig Destroyer  Come With Me - Killah Priest  Blessing - Killah Priest & Chief Kamachi  Psychodorm Song - Jens Bjrneboe  Priest They Called Him - Nirvana  Teenage Anthem For The Drunken Boat - Beat Radio  She is Bad - Josh Benash  K THE PRIEST - Amici Forever  To Kill A Priest - The Mayan Factor  Dragging a Dead Priest - Tom Waits  Song About a Priest - Bastian Baker  The Death Song - Marilyn Manson  The Verdict - October 31  Forgiveness Denied - Aeon  Black August (Daylight) - Killah Priest  Who We Are - Elephant Man  The Priest They Called Him - William S. Burroughs  The Priest They Called Him - Nirvana  Virgin Velcro - The Icarus Line  Robbery - Killah Priest  My Hood - Killah Priest  Old Flame - Church, The  Don't Tell the Riverman - Dead Meadow  Akelarre - Criminal  Day 5 - The Church  Disturbing the Priest - Black Sabbath  Evil Priest - Death Angel  Lo Priest - Trumans Water  Nudist Priest - Zebrahead  THE PRIEST - Joni Mitchell  Distarnish Priest - Mortification  Judas Priest - Anthrax  The Priest - Limp Bizkit  Nun's Priest - Baba Brinkman  The Priest - Milow  Baron Samedi - Ghoul  He Was Heard - Michael Card  He Was Heard - Card Michael  Chapel Of Ghouls - Akercocke  Victimized - King Diamond  Sacrifice - Saxon  Zadok the Priest - Amici Forever  This Room Needs A Priest - Iko  Sweet Rosalyn - Sheryl Crow  Sweet Rosalyn - Crow Sheryl  Musifixtion - Killah Priest  Sinai - Om  Gone - Benjamin Clementine  Before the Dawn - Necrophobic  See Clearly - Killah Priest & Chief Kamachi  Take To The Sky - Tori Amos  Rap Legend - Killah Priest  Peacock Skeleton With Crooked Feathers...  Peacocks Skeleton With Crooked Feathers...  We Are Six (The Battle For Anneliese)...  Don't Sing - Prefab Sprout  Priesthood - Killah Priest  Priesthood - Canibus  Ritually Abuse - Num Skull  Doctor Concocter - Magellan  Queen And Priest - Zed Yago  View From Masada - Killah Priest  Queen - Three  Queen - 3  Sense Of Insanity - Blackfield  Morbid Glory (Gilles De Rais 1404-1440)...  A Little Parade - Bendik  Nah Goa Jail - Peter Tosh  The Darkness Has Landed - Barathrum  Disciples Of Hell - Yngwie Malmsteen  Metal Crue - Sabaton  All Been Buried - Killah Priest & Chief Kamachi  The Filthmonger - Chthonian  Carrier Of Pestilence - Deathchain  Come Hell or High Priest - Suffocation  Bronze Horses - Canibus & Bronze Nazareth  Roots To Branches - Jethro Tull  the maria tales - At the Close Of Every Day  Fool With A Fancy Guitar - Andrew Peterson  Black Mass - Die Hard  Catechism - Dj Spooky  Seventh Seal - Flotsam And Jetsam  Flame Of The Panzerchrist - Panzerchrist  Let It Be Done - King Diamond  Crucifixion - Hellhammer  Crucifixion (Hellhammer) - Torment  Carolina Drama - Raconteurs  Carolina Drama - Brendan Benson  Carolina Drama - The Raconteurs  Sous Ta Peau - M  Tsp - Muse  I'm Wit That - Killah Priest  Evil prevails - Ancient Rites  Cathari - Arghoslent  Goodbye - Killah Priest  Priest, Poet & The Pig - Vietnam  Sludge - Factory 81  Sick Priest Learns to Last Forever - Destroyer  Theme Song - Killah Priest  Profane Bleeding Call - Sargeist  Boy With A Secret - Barnes  My Religion - Skillet  We Fall Down - Bob Carlisle  Take To The Sky - Amos Tori  Headlong into the Abyss - We Are Augustines  Loviong Girls and Loving Boys - Bluejay  My Life - Killah Priest  Hell & Back - Judas Priest  Rachel - Stephen Duffy  To Each His Own - What Made Milwaukee Famous  The Smallprint - Muse  Confession - Ces Cru  Arms of a Thief - Iron & Wine  Bare Grace Misery - Nightwish  If You Were a Priest...  If You Were A Priest - Robyn Hitchcock  The Alter - Doctor Butcher  For Better or Worse - Diana Ross & the Supremes  For Better Or Worse - The Supremes  Maccabee Freestyle Pt. 2 - Maccabeez  Silver Dreams - Machine Men  No Believers - Sacred Reich  Saviorself - Jedi Mind Tricks  Walk U Thru - Maccabeez  Aura - Church, The  Disturbing the Priest [*] - Black Sabbath  Too Sick to Pray - A3  When Will We Learn? - Killah Priest  Demon for a Day - Hail Spirit Noir  Mary's Got A Baby - Maxi Priest  Let Us Prey/Call for the Priest - Judas Priest  God still loves the world - Unknown  Jesus Fall - Hypocrisy  Negative Space - Senses Fail  HRSMN Talk - Canibus  What Am I? - ãðàæäàíñêàÿ îáîðîíà  Roots To Branches [Live] - Jethro Tull  Bop Your Head - Killah Priest  Black August (Dark) - Killah Priest  Mistress - Church, The  Do the Damn Thing - Killah Priest  New Zion - The Mountain Goats  Bingo City - The Squids  The Bells Are Ringing - Ray Boltz  How Silly - Donovan  How Silly - Donovan Leitch  Shame - U.P.O.