I'll tell you bout one day when I was youngnI was flipping the through the channels when I saw something onnSomething 'bout robots that destroy each othernIt made me want to go blow up my mothernnOo, Anthony is not alonenIt made me want to go blow up my homenEventually I did, but that ain't the pointnI love bad grammar and I wish I could rhymennAnd if you didn't get what we're talkin' aboutnWe're talkin' bout the most amazing thing aroundnIf you thinkin' Transformers then you was rightn'Cause everybody knows that they hella tightnnTransformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rapnThey told us that this script was full of nonsensenI bet you thought I was gonna say crapnbecause it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than thatnnTransformers will -- punch you in the facenTransformers won't -- do the MacerenanTransformers -- always say no to drugsnTransformersnnThey don't even need to use a glocknThey can take you down with their electric shocknHurt more than a bodyslam from The RocknBut not as much as a slap from my handnnOoh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?nSweeter than a cherry, sour than a limenIf your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotternHe'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn)nnOptimus knows how to use his hosenHe be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoesnSucks Pixie Sticks right through his nosenUntil his nose unloads and explodes bus loadsnnOoh, you like that, we switched it upnLike when decepticons kicked Autobot buttnAnd Thunderblast is a slutnWhat?... she is...nnTransformers will -- find a cure for deathnTransformers won't -- do your algebranTransformers -- are against terrorismnTransformersnnThe dopest parties are thrown by the AutobotsnDisco dancin' and chicks hella hotnThey got moves like you ain't ever gotnNo weed, no spank, no crack cocainennThey don't need that stuff to keep they party insanenMoves so whack that you can't explainnDancing so crazy that'll melt your brainnMoves that Decepticons could never attainnnYou hear that Megatron, you ain't got no gamenAutobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lamenYou fight to contain the shame you've obtainednOptimus will take you out -- With impeccable aimnnTransformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll saynTransformers -- hit the club like every daynTransformers -- blow things up with satisfactionnThey explode in your face like a chain reactionnnTransformers will -- run for presidentnTransformers won't -- dress for HalloweennTransformers -- hardcore since '84