LYRICS: nThere comes a time in every mans lifenwhen he grows hair where it used to be barennI know you're feeling weird, but you should be happynYou don't have a vagina, that would be crappynBecause periods suck (and commas rule!)nThis is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!nnChorus:nWhen she gives you affection, you better wear protectionnThat skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?nIn Sex Ed, remember what you readnJust forget what the others have saidnget it through your head, use your brain before you go to bednnAnd it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,nAnd if you think they are cute, then you must be crazynBabies suck because they barf and poo and crynThey have the ability to pee in your eyen(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)nnAnd did we mentionnThe risk of getting STDsnNot just gross hookers have itnEven Dennis Rodman could get a bitnYou don't know who Dennis Rodman is?nWell maybe you should watch more basketballnWait a second this is not about sportsnQuick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shortsnnChorus:nWhen she gives you affection, you better wear protectionnThat skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?nIn Sex Ed, remember what you readnJust forget what the others have saidnget it through your head, use your brain before you go to bednnYour body is growingnYou will get hairynYour little voice will start to changenAnd your no-no place will feel a bit strangenYour pits will stinknYou'll get zits on your facenWithout this knowledge you will scare girls awaynSo listen to this song every day