There was this one time not too long agonI saw this one girl that made my heart explodenShe wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a honIf I made her my girl, my life would be wholennI've never spoken to hernNot even a wordnI know that you're thinking that sounds absurdnBut believe me, I've tried, but to no availnWhen I flirt with girls, I always failnnBoxmannBoxmannBoxman can't get a girlfriendnHe's tryin' real hardnBut he can't get a girlfriendnnBoxmannBoxmannBoxman can't get a girlfriendnHe's tryin' real hardnBut he can't get a girlfriendnnIt's about time that I face my fears,nOr I'll regret this for years and yearsnMan, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurlnHey there, Boxman, my name is pretty girlnnOh wait, I'm sorry, I'm not good at thisn.. You smell that ? It smells like pissnOh God, excuse me, just ignore the peenWill you please go on a date with me ?nnBoxmannBoxmannBoxman just got a girlfriendnEven after pissing his pants,nBoxman just got a girlfriendnnBoxmannBoxmannBoxman just got a girlfriendnEven after pissing his pants,nBoxman just got a girlfriendnnWhy you with a box when you're lookin' so hot ?nYou know that kinda thing will get you shotnHumans and boxes just don't intertwinenI could have you arrested for this crimennWhat's wrong with you, man ? It's the 21st centurynWhy you gotta go and act so elementary ?nI'm human inside, although it doesn't shownCome on baby, let's gonnI'm not gonna let people bring me downnNow that's just something that I won't allownI taught myself that I should just walk awaynBut then I always pour boiling water in thier facennIf there's something that I've learned from all this,nIt's that love is not about a kiss or chocolatesnBut sticking together through thick and thinnAnd if someone's a dick, throw hot water on himnnBoxmannBoxmannBoxman has got a girlfriendnHe's wanted for attempted murdernBut he still has a girlfriendnnBoxmannBoxmannBoxman has got a girlfriendnHe's wanted for attempted murdernBut he still has a girlfriendnnBoxmannBoxmannBoxman has got a girlfriendnnBoxmannBoxmannBoxman has got a boyfriend ?!