nMC PLEASE AND THANK YOU: This could be truenMISSY CRISTAL: Uhh, thas right!nMC PLEASE AND THANK YOU: Really?nMISSY CRISTAL: Uhh!nMC PLEASE AND THANK YOU: Say it twicennMISSY CRISTAL (MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU):nGot me on the mic, my name is Missy Cristal (Cristal...)nIf you fuck with me, I'll shoot you with my pistol (Excuse me?)nBut if you treat me good baby, rub up on that juicy cunt (Oh my goodness)nSuckin' on my titties while you slide your cock in my butt (I just might)nOoh baby, I'll take good care of younKeep your dick hard while we rub it down with anal lube (Lube)nAsk me who my pimp is, yeah sucka, it's Geppetto (What?!)nThat crazy fuck smells of Platinum Chanel (That's right!)nI keep him in business, 'cause sex sells (It sure does)nAnd I also fucked PinnochionPinnochio took his nose in my stinkbox while he licked my butthole (Did she just say stinkbox?)nMake sure to keep switchin' it up and flippin' it upnMy legs are open to suggestion, I'll keep you guessin' (I don't understand that joke)nBut seeing me loving is a blessin'nI see you look at me, standing on the street cornernThen you slow your car like a tourist or a foreignernI lean in the window, you aks me if I need a ridenBefore I know it, we're cruisin' down the south sidennTHE JUDGE:nI'll take you homenYou'll clean my house, do my dishesnGot you on your knees and you'll grant me three wishes (Wishes)nnCRISTAL:n'Cause you got me out the bottle like Christina AguileranInto the backseat of your color SierranOoh, you got me hot daddy, now I'm seein' rednnTHE JUDGE:nI'm sucking on your earlobesnWhile you're playing on my dick headnnCRISTAL:nAnd I'm so wetnFeeling like a slip-n-slidennTHE JUDGE:nAnd you're taking it allnEight, nine, ten inches insidennCRISTAL:nAnd I'm sloppy, papi, like whoo!n'Cause I just fucked your cousin twenty minutes agonnTHE JUDGE:nDown to business, I feel my dick explodenI aksed you for a cigarettennCRISTAL:nI say a got a camel toe (Camel whaat?!)nnTHE JUDGE:nThere's only two things that I wantnAnd that's pussy and head (And money!)nSo call up your sister 'cause I got a king-sized bed (Honey!)nThat's plenty of room for the fuckin'nSo soak up that flavornnCRISTAL:nI keep this pussy smooth with a triple-blade razornnTHE JUDGE:nNow I'm fucking your sistern'Cause you're taking a napnnCRISTAL:nI was tired from the workout you were giving my assnnTHE JUDGE:nI got her hair in my hands and I'm about to get off.nnTHE JUDGE: Hello?nHARLIQUIN: Can I come in for a minute?nTHE JUDGE: Yes. Yes you can, bitch.nnTHE JUDGE:nNow we're fucking the freak neighborn'Cause she's mad at her husbandnnCRISTAL:nI got her eating out my pussy 'cause she's hungry for muffinnnTHE JUDGE:nHalf an hour later, and everyone's nuttin'nIt was a filth nasty sandwich, but she ate it all upnLicked clean my cock, then we smoked a fat rocknEcstasy pills and we're at it again (What's going on here?)nThere's only two things I want and that's you and your friendsnnMC PLEASE AND THANK YOU:nYou mean my best friend?nOr that one girl I met on the street?nCould've been one or either or both.nI'm not really sure.nI think it's time I--for me to go home.