(Difford/Tilbrook)
I€™ve been totally re-strung
I€™m in tune and I€™m in love
I€™m a piano that€™s made out of fruit
I€™m the frog she chose to kiss
Perhaps not a handsome prince
There is nothing I feel I€™ve got to prove
If I fall in love again it could be the last time
If I fall in love again will I repeat
The mistakes that I made
And then make them again like a creep
This could be the last time
This could be the last time for me
If it€™s happiness you crave
Won€™t you look at me today
I€™m smiling like the cat with all the cream
There€™s a swagger in my walk
A grade €œA€? in my report
I€™m the salmon who made it back up stream
I€™m a slightly chipped antique
In a market going cheap
That someday will be worth a thousand pounds
I€™ve shed the walls of my cocoon
Normal service has resumed
There€™s no need to paint
A face on this clown