MISSY CRISTAL: This song's about the time I got arrested.nMC PLEASE AND THANK YOU:That one time?nMISSY CRISTAL: MhmnMC PLEASE AND THANK YOU: Or do you mean that other time? Or... hm. Wait.nnMISSY CRISTAL (MC PLEASE AND THANK YOU): nIt all started, I was walking to the hair salonnWearing booty shorts, popped some shoes, had a halter onnCar drove past me then real slow pulled to the curbnA man stepped out and asked me, Would you like to bone? (Geez)nI said, I'm on the rag, but I'll go down real slownHe said, That'll do, when I got down on my knees, I seen a cop pulled overnI'm charging you with public indecency. (That's pretty indecent shit, yo)nThe day of my trial I wore a skimpy mini with my butt cheeks hangin' outnLace bra, souture blouse (Tried to persuade the Judge)nThen I thought I shoulda worn somethin' tamer, 'til I heard the Judge say,nMa'am, may I see you in my chambers? (Gonna clean up his act)nThe scenario was hot as it started as to unravel (Like a sweater!)nI felt my eyes widen as the Judge took out his gavelnI was propped up on his desk:nYeah, right there.nHe unrobed and grabbed my breast:nUh huh, that's nice.nBefore long we were bonin' like skeletonsnI know he liked the way my boobs jiggled like gelatin (There's always room for Jell-O!)nAfter three hours of what I'd like to call deliberationnHad the Judge cummin' like trains to the stationnI knew I got off on the case when the Judge got off on my face (Wipe that shit off!)nI didn't think I needed to worry, 'til the Judge said:nThat was nice. But now, you have to convince the jury. (All fuckin' like 14 of them!)nSo there I found myself, back in the courtroomnPussy still sore 'cause the Judge was like a sonic boomnI looked at the jury, all twelve angry men and pricknBut I guess it was the gang bang that really swayed the verdictn'Cause I took them all right there, yeah baby, I was hotnYou can just imagine the twelve-man mugshotn(MULTIPLE ORGASMS)nOLD MAN: W-wait up, guys! *splooge*nnSo the moral of the story is:nIf you get called for jury duty, just go you piece of shit